Sky Sharks

Sky Shark provides some cheesy and gory fun, but sadly only for the first 30 minutes or so, after that, especially the mid section, strongly loses momentum (explanation over explanation etc.) and I was finally rather bored. With a better script, focused on the action like in the beginning, Sky Sharks could have been a fine cheesy horror experience. Anyway, if Nazi-horror movies like Iron Sky, Frankenstein's Army, Ghosts of War, Blood Vessel, Overlord, Dead Snow and the like, or games like the Castle Wolfenstein franchise, rings a bell, you may give Sky Sharks a try.

I wanted to like "Sky Sharks" in the same way I wanted to like "Iron Sky 2".

Regrettably, in my view both have one flaw in common. A disjointed story, that tries to squeeze in far too many creative ideas. The end result is a tale that "hot foots it" from one idea to another. There's little in the way of lead in with plot holes so large, you could park a Panzer tank in them.

The result for the poor viewer, is hefty doses, of cognitive dissonance. Or put another way the story's a hot mess.

Other shortcomings include gratuitous, sensationalist violence and sex, that detracted even more from this flick.

On the upside the idea is a novel one, that mixes similar concepts from cheesy films like "Surf Nazi's Must Die (1987)" and the "Sharknado" film franchise. Its a fun, clever, mash up, that could have worked really well with more modest, measured handling.

Equally, some of the visuals are pretty decent too and once again, hint at the potential that lies within this way out and wacky concept.

In summary, this is marginally watchable. That said, if splatter films with lots of clumsy sex scenes, is not really your thing and you like a coherent story, in my opinion this might not be for you.

4/10.

Overall, above avg special effects and a pinch of nudity thrown in. Tom Savini, the master of gore effects, brings his magic to this movie. Can't be all bad.

Okay, so it's worth 3.5 / 10 rating, probably, in that the actors all spoke clearly enough to be heard, the script was probably printed ahead of time on paper, no mike booms were visible, and generally the lighting was good enough to see what was happening, most of the time.

My complaint is, there's not NEARLY enough nudity in this picture. I think movies of this ilk could be vastly improved by having just about everyone onscreen do the same performance as before, except naked. They shouldn't acknowledge the nudity, either. They should just do the scene as-is, completely starkers.

This would greatly improve the viewability in that at least the people waiting for nudity will have it, and those interested in the eye candy of the actresses will be able to have their interests met.

Right, well the 2020 movie "Sky Sharks" is exactly one of those movies. You know, a movie that is actually so bad that it turns into a good and enjoyable movie.

I mean, the storyline here is about Nazi zombies threatening the world riding on the back of genetically altered megalodon sharks that flies and carries heavy weaponry. Yeah, I know, right? It sounds really bad, and if you look at it objectively, then it is. But the thing is, that director Marc Fehse managed to keep the movie so outrageous that it was actually rather enjoyable. Sure, it was campy and goofy, but it proved to be good entertainment nonetheless.

And of course, Nazi zombies is usually always a blast to watch, as it was in "Sky Sharks".

The storyline was pretty straight forward and easy to follow. Sure, it was out there, way out there. But that was the enjoyable part of it, because this is a movie that doesn't really take itself serious. Fast-paced action and a good amount of gore to satisfy seasoned gore-hounds such as myself.

I actually enjoyed the effects and the visuals in "Sky Sharks" quite a bit. Lots of good zombie make-up, good special effects, and lots of really interesting concepts going on throughout the movie.

If you enjoyed movies like "Iron Sky" or "Sharknado", then chances are high that you will most certainly also enjoy "Sky Sharks". I must admit that when I sat down to watch "Sky Sharks", I didn't really expect it to turn out being as good as it was. So I was more than genuinely surprised and entertained by this movie.

My rating of "Sky Sharks" lands on a six out of ten stars. I can honestly say that you should watch "Sky Sharks", especially if you like non-mainstream movies that border on being bizarre.