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2 stars only for the title and nothing more to say

1) The actresses playing Valentina and the guerilla who lets her guard down are pretty eye catching. Maybe it's because they're not the usual Hollywood Babe du Jour, I dunno. But there's that.

2) The scenery. I spent most of the flick trying to figure out where it was filmed. I was waaaaaaaay off most of the time. I wish I could take my RV to Europe and check out Spain and the Ukraine. Looks gorgeous!

Other than that, just kind of a cheesy, low-budget action flick. They usual horrible small-unit tactics too.

Must agree with gpsychos2-239-278464. I decided to watch it and found it crap.

For these "viewers" who are rating this film 9 or 10 stars, click on their name to see this is the ONLY film they've reviewed. gpsychos is correct. It's staff, actors, workers, and then some who were part of the production of the film.

Very very disappointing a film company would resort to such underhanded tactics.

Theres always a sign. Some are subtle. Others such as the one we are going to talk about are not. When a movie is new like this the "Star" rating is usually worthless. Most people involved with the production actors,directors,extras,family members and basically every single person associated will have dropped by and dumped an 8-10 star rating just to help promote it. So when you see under 100 ratings barely breaking 4 stars total means anyone involved got as far away from this film as fast as the time it takes to yell "cut". They didnt brag about it, mention they were involved or tell family and close friends to watch it and give them a good rating. Even knowing that i still took a chance and watched it based on the trailer. Dont make my mistake and think theres any redeeming qualities to this film. There isnt.Im not even going to list why because the film isnt worth anymore of my time. I only do this to warn others away and hopefully save someone from the visual and auditory torture I went thru lol

This film was a steaming pile of filth.

The writing was absolute garbage and the script was further abused by the absolutely horrible acting. I've seen better performances from third grades at a Christmas pageant.

If the director, writer, and producers had tied me to a chair and smashed my toes into a pulp with hammers for 84 minutes I would probably hate them less than I do now.

It is beyond my comprehension, a movie that bad, a script that broken and actors that wooden can actually make a movie and if that movie was made - they had the audacity to show that in theater. It's a crime on its own and incarceration is not a worthy destination. The people who were involved in this project should be banished from the face of the earth so they keep people on earth away from this atrocity. Make movies on Mars idiots!!

I really enjoyed watching that movie. because it is high entertaining and the same time fun bringing the audience at all parts of the world. I like very much the simplicity and the way of telling a action-story without bloody splatter and deep serious meaning. I am sure that there are a lot of people thinking like me. That want to see action, story and entertainment without brutality. Cinema should be again more like that. Entering a journey into beautiful environments and interesting settings. If I want to see horror and brutal death its enough to see news. I have the feeling that there is a new movement of cinema being entertaining but not to realistic. Have a look at how James Bond movies changed over the decades.. Honestly I like more the older ones which where more about entering e journey than seeing suffering and blood. Lets take Glodfinger.

I can only say great job... They got the line between.

Welp... that is 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back! I only made it that far before turning it off.

Watching now....very bad acting....glad i didnt pay to see it....waste of time dont bother

If you don't expect this film to be a festival revelation, you won't be disappointed. You get exactly what you pay for - a lot of shots and tricks, beautiful women, brave muscle fighters, harsh unshaven rebels in the South American jungle, picturesque landscapes, liters of artificial blood and a great mood. When I was a kid, such films were always on TV and VHS. So, if you are nostalgic for the 90's, if your life seems fresh to you, drop everything and watch Glorious Seven immediately.

Even if the idea is not completely new, the implementation is very well done and the movie quite an exciting evening entertainment.

The very feel of this movie is reminiscent of the 80's or 70's movies. Everything in this movie feels under-cooked - acting, dialog, action. It has dirt on the faces and right location, but beyond all that it's a joke... It's hard to believe that someone went on shooting this flick and set down in post production stitching it together and couldn't see, that this movie should have not been made at all. The plot is in, but everything within the plot as an utter chaos. Shooting, fights... my god! Tragic!!!

The title of the film exposes the cinematic ignorance of the writers and producers.

The film's title to leads one to believe the story is based on the 1960 Magnificent 7, forget the 2016 politically correct remake. In reality the plot is from the The Professionals 1966. In either case the acting talent is not even close to either movie. Forget the writing, the word talent does not apply to this film script.

None of the actors in this are up to the stars of either of its' predecessor's. Sorry but they can't compete with The Professionals: Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin, Robert Ryan, jack Palance, Robert Ryan, Ralph Bellamy and Claudia Cardinale or The Magnificent 7: Yul Brenner, Steve McQueen, Robert Vaughn, Charles Bronson.

Worse, whereas in The Professionals you don't find out the plot twist until the end, in this piece of crap the start letting out hints in the 2nd scene.

You really have to veg your brain out for this, if you can do that you'll enjoy it. If you can't do that, watch either of the 2 other originals. Or better yet watch both of the originals.

Wow, just wow. that's got to be one of the worst productions I've ever seen, and one of the longest horse walking scenes in history. I'm glad that I placed this in my "to review" folder, it's now in the "recycle bin" and I've just emptied it. Stay clear of this one.

I'm usually one to give a movie a chance, but within 30 min of the movie, I already started to lose interest. The script seems okay, and that's being kind. But the acting... nowhere close to believable and excruciatingly painful to watch. Like getting root canal done with no freezing and the dentist having caffeine shakes would be less painful. Save yourself, don't watch this movie, not even if you're drink or on something.

Don't waste of your time with this stupid movie. No story..no reality.. b graded waste

I am not a big fan of action movies,but in this movie I have seen also the story between the lines.International actors make the movie colourful and unusual.And different locations,wow!It seems that the movie was shot in 5 different countries.This is a kind of movie,which you should watch not to think much,but to relax.Me and my boyfriend got a pleasure and even made fun.

I really liked the movie. Very beautiful landscapes and exciting story. At times, the plot is only a bit hectic driven, but this keeps the movie at least in the flow. In some places, a little more peace would have made sense.

In my opinion this is a fantastic action movie. From the beginning, the film captivates. Good pictures, good story and great nature shots. I was excited !!!

The films is not so fantastic but it is very entertaining. The action scenes keeps you up all the time.

I really enjoyed this cool action movie and found it highly entertaining.

My expectations were not particularly high, the more I was particularly surprised by the strong performance of the performers and the really great staging.