Marley & Me: The Puppy Years

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Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and I don't know what it is, but I just can't stop gravitating towards films featuring talking dogs. Even if the film it's following has nothing to do with talking dogs, and instead it's shamelessly cashing in on the name. Unless it's me who's the crazy one, and everyone else can understand why Marley & Me needed a prequel. Look at it: we all know you're gonna die later in life! Unlike most living things obviously. Also, it's called The Puppy Years, but it's set over a few weeks. Since when did a few weeks class as a few years? Oh well, let's dive in to Marley & Me: The Puppy Years... Weeks.