No Solicitors

I found this entire movie to be just extremely cheesy throughout. Some of the acting is alright, and some of it is extremely bad.

There are plenty of plot holes, which I guess you can excuse if you have to, but a brain surgeon is kidnapping people that come around selling things and selling their organs. I"m not sure why the brain surgeon needs to take part in these types of things or how they're able to deliver body parts on the black market to the local hospital, but so be it. Everything is funny to them it seems, like something you'd see in a kids cartoon. Most of the characters remind me of cartoon characters where some character like a wolf would have a big grin on his face while he's torturing a squirrel or something similar. I am really not into this type of bad horror, and I think you'll know if this movie is for you or not 10 minutes in.

It's fun and silly and not meant to be taken so seriously. It's a humorous combination of the archetypal wholesome American family (like the Cleavers) with the dysfunctional deviousness of the infamously sadistic Sawyers (Texas Chainsaw Massacre). Maybe the Cuttermans are just their rich, pretentious cousins or something. The brutality is great, the graphic depictions of torture and medical procedures were ok, the blood bothered me the most. Yeah the acting was over-the-top, but the cheesiness only added to it's charm, not took away from it. Give a go, and enjoy and appreciate it for what it is.

For the love of all things both holy and unholy I can't seem to figure out WHY this thing is so highly rated. My logical conclusion is that the people that rated it so high were either...high themselves or like kpinsonat stated they worked for the film. The acting was, well let me say I have seen elementary school plays that had better acting. The dialect between the brother and sister was like two grown adults trying to act like they were five. I am pretty sure they have sex with each other although they never show it, but it's insinuated through the whole painful movie. The parents, they were like Ward and June cleaver from the Twilight Zone. The best acting came from the patient with no tongue. I won't even go into the woman having an orgasm while she ate. When they did actually act it was so overdone, like beyond over acting. I laughed through this whole movie, partly because of the really bad acting especially between the brother and sister but at the special effects. Whoever was their QC person needs to be fired, like seriously. Maybe also fire your "special effects" team as well. You can't use THREE different types of fake fingers in a matter of seconds in three different scenes... it doesn't work. Speaking of getting new careers. Actors, please just don't. Stop acting now. You are terrible at it. The brother and sister team however could have a future in porn, I don't know there are some pretty warped individuals out there that might be into that kind of thing. Just please for the love of god STOP ACTING in actual movies. You're terrible at it. Speaking of porn that is what you can compare this acting to...a really bad cheesy 1970's Ron Jeremy flick. Yep same level of acting. Also the people who wrote and directed this should be ashamed of themselves for wasting almost two hours of my time that I will never get back.

Think I may have finally found the worst movie ever made! Cringe worthy acting and dialogue, and a laughable plot. Ejected the dvd after 15 minutes and threw it in the bin. Wouldn't even inflict this on a charity shop.

The people rating this movie so high must be part of the cast and crew. The acting was pitiful. The story had plot holes so big you could drive a truck through them. Don't waste you time on this one. You could do better things like watching paint dry.