Surviving Edged Weapons

,,This movie is the Citizen Kane of police training movies" Some Hack Fraud ,,It's like Lethal Weapon" Rich ,Diabeetus' Evans

How do i start reviewing this movie... Well, first by telling you it's not a movie, it's an EXPERIENCE. Every scene is so dense, it has so many things going on at the same time that sometime it's even hard to follow the roller-coaster of emotions, that feels familiar to a Tums festival, that is happening on the screen. The reenactments are the key to all of this, they are the funniest scene that we have ever had in the history of movie making.But at the same time you pay a heavy price for laughing, because right after you laugh you are shown a real- life picture of a dead cop and you feel guilty for ever taking pleasure in that scene. The best way to enjoy this movie is by gathering all your friends(chances are they are imaginary) and drinking as much Dan Aykroyd vodka™ as possible while enjoying Surviving Edged Weapons.