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The greatest piece of action film ever created.

Drama! Comedy! Suspense! And of course action action action! If you've ever wanted to see why a meat cleaver in the head can be funny, this is the movie for you.

,,This movie is the Citizen Kane of police training movies" Some Hack Fraud ,,It's like Lethal Weapon" Rich ,Diabeetus' Evans

How do i start reviewing this movie... Well, first by telling you it's not a movie, it's an EXPERIENCE. Every scene is so dense, it has so many things going on at the same time that sometime it's even hard to follow the roller-coaster of emotions, that feels familiar to a Tums festival, that is happening on the screen. The reenactments are the key to all of this, they are the funniest scene that we have ever had in the history of movie making.But at the same time you pay a heavy price for laughing, because right after you laugh you are shown a real- life picture of a dead cop and you feel guilty for ever taking pleasure in that scene. The best way to enjoy this movie is by gathering all your friends(chances are they are imaginary) and drinking as much Dan Aykroyd vodka™ as possible while enjoying Surviving Edged Weapons.

Not sure if I am worthy to even submit a review, but I can try... You will spend 85 minutes on the edge of your seat. You will laugh. You will cry. You will avert your eyes at the gruesome depiction of real life injuries. You will never look at a baseball cap the same way again. You will think twice about getting within 50 ft of another human being again. You will cheer for these heroes in blue. But most of all, you will not regret watching a single second of this masterpiece.

This documentary makes me wish I was a 6 yo cop in Milwaukee in 1988. I can dream, but be weary, as it may contain an edged weapon!

Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled rollercoaster ride in "Surviving Edged Weapons," a film that takes you on an exhilarating journey into the world of self-defense against sharp and pointy things. While not exactly a masterpiece, this movie delivers an intense and eye-opening experience that will leave you both entertained and educated.

The film dives deep into the art of defending oneself against, well, edged weapons. From knives to machetes and everything in between, "Surviving Edged Weapons" showcases a wide range of situations and techniques to keep you on the edge of your seat. The action sequences, while slightly over-the-top at times, are undeniably captivating and will have you gasping for breath.

What sets this film apart is its dedication to educating the audience about the dangers of edged weapons and providing valuable insights into self-defense strategies. Through expert interviews, demonstrations, and real-life scenarios, "Surviving Edged Weapons" offers a glimpse into the world of personal safety and survival tactics.

Now, let's address the film's shortcomings. The production quality may not be at the level of big-budget blockbusters, and the acting can be a bit cheesy at times. The narration is occasionally excessive, repeating information that could have been delivered more succinctly. However, these flaws do not overshadow the film's overall impact and the valuable lessons it imparts.

"Surviving Edged Weapons" is not for the faint of heart, as it presents graphic depictions of violence and self-defense scenarios. It is important to approach this film with a mature and discerning mindset, understanding that its purpose is to educate and raise awareness rather than glorify violence.

In conclusion, "Surviving Edged Weapons" is an intense and educational film that combines thrilling action with valuable insights into personal safety. It may not be flawless, but its impact is undeniable. So buckle up, sharpen your senses, and embark on this gripping cinematic adventure that will leave you with a newfound respect for the world of edged weapon defense.