Sid White credited as playing...
Chris Baker
- Chris Baker: She's like my sister, and you don't go messing around with other people's metaphorical sisters. Do you understand that?
- Chris Baker: Hello mate, you alright?
- Edward the Bastard: Never you mind "mate", where's the money you owe me eh? I tried calling you eight times this week, and you still haven't replied!
- Chris Baker: I've got phone problems, my phone...
- Edward the Bastard: If I don't get my money soon, then you'll have to sign those pretty pictures with broken fingers! Plus, you owe me an extra tenner.
- Chris Baker: An extra tenner? How did that happen?
- Edward the Bastard: Cause that's what I had to pay to get into this virgin-filled-wank fest!
- Ellie Finch: Oh my god!
- Chris Baker: What?
- Ellie Finch: Johnny Depp!
- Chris Baker: Where?
- Ellie Finch: Over there! You did not tell me that he was gonna be there!
- Chris Baker: Alright, calm down wet-puss! Yeah, he comes to these things all the time, Johnny Depp yeah...
- [sarcastically]
- Chris Baker: Brad Pitt's over there, do you wanna speak to him too?
- [from trailer]
- Peter - BBC Executive: Do you know why you're here, Mr. Baker?
- Chris Baker: Well, yeah, you're making another Doctor Who series and you want me to be involved in it...
- Peter - BBC Executive: Absolutely not.
- Chris Baker: You're not making a Doctor Who movie and you want me to be in it, do you?
- Peter - BBC Executive: No.
- Chris Baker: ...chat-show?