- Luke Bellwether: Mom, this is Elise.
- Donna Bellwether: Elise, it's lovely to meet you.
- Elise Jacobs: Hello.
- Donna Bellwether: Now I understand why my son won't return my calls.
- Nora: You know, we wouldn't go through this each day if we computerized.
- Elise Jacobs: Yeah, but then we'd lose our charm.
- Nora: I thought one of the reasons you hired me was to bring Apple Hill's reservation system into the, you know, 20th century.
- Elise Jacobs: I think you mean 21st century.
- Nora: No, I definitely mean 20th.
- Luke Bellwether: See right there? That's what you need to improve your outlook. A little Braemer's ice cream. Pumpkin scoop cures everything.
- Elise Jacobs: I don't need to improve my outlook, and they don't have pumpkin ice cream.
- Luke Bellwether: Yes, they do.
- Elise Jacobs: All right, you'll see.
- Luke Bellwether: They better have it.