- [Josuke vs various characters, who comment on his hair]
- Hol Horse: I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!
- Dio Brando: Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road.
- Josuke Higashikata: Hey, great haircut... NOT.
- Jolyne Kujo: I've seen drag queens with better hair!
- Funny Valentine: The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
- Jonathan Joestar: What would my Hamon do to that crazy hair of yours?
- Jean-Pierre Polnareff: Shall I trim your hair into something less like cro-magnon, man?
- Giorno Giovanna: My hair obviously puts yours to shame!
- Johnny Joestar: [sarcasm] I love your hair! It's the craziest stuff I've ever seen!
- Gyro Zeppeli: Your name must be whack-a-mole, because I wanna stomp your silly looking head down!
- Iggy: Bitch please. I bite your nose, I fart at your face, I eat Tokyo Mew Mews for Breakfast, and have Wedding Peaches for Desert!
- [Kakyoin vs Kakyoin]
- Noriaki Kakyoin: My name is Noriaki Kakyoin.
- Noriaki Kakyoin: No need to say it twice!