A cannibalistic madman stalks a stretch of desert highway, preying on beautiful hitchhikers.A cannibalistic madman stalks a stretch of desert highway, preying on beautiful hitchhikers.A cannibalistic madman stalks a stretch of desert highway, preying on beautiful hitchhikers.
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At the time of my review this had a 6+ rating, which means that a lot of dishonest people rated it far above what it rates - which is AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Just phenomenally bad acting, very little plot, horrible direction and just stupid scenes. The dialogue was unusally bad - just stuff a 10 year old could write.
Please, trust me and don't watch this stinker.
Please, trust me and don't watch this stinker.
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I do not understand IMDB 10-point rating scale. My rating is like this: -- 1 - WATCH & WATCH AGAIN! (Movie is watchable & can be watched again in the future.) -- 2 - WATCH! (Movie is watchable & entertaining.) -- 3 - DO NOT WATCH! (Movie is NOT watchable.) --
VERDICT : The movie HITCHHIKER MASSACRE 2017 is rated : DO NOT WATCH!
-------------------- Remarks: Several sexy girls are captured for organ harvesting and presumably eating. Very boring. Very low-budget non-professional production. Childish script. Theatrical artificial settings and acting. Each scene is prolonged unnecessarily so that all add up to a full movie length. The alleged cannibalism is never shown. Girls easily untie their hands and run. Showing the body of girls cannot save the movie. Insult to intelligence. Total waste of time and brain cells.
Thank you for your attention.
You can always trust my 100% honest reviews.
I do not understand IMDB 10-point rating scale. My rating is like this: -- 1 - WATCH & WATCH AGAIN! (Movie is watchable & can be watched again in the future.) -- 2 - WATCH! (Movie is watchable & entertaining.) -- 3 - DO NOT WATCH! (Movie is NOT watchable.) --
VERDICT : The movie HITCHHIKER MASSACRE 2017 is rated : DO NOT WATCH!
-------------------- Remarks: Several sexy girls are captured for organ harvesting and presumably eating. Very boring. Very low-budget non-professional production. Childish script. Theatrical artificial settings and acting. Each scene is prolonged unnecessarily so that all add up to a full movie length. The alleged cannibalism is never shown. Girls easily untie their hands and run. Showing the body of girls cannot save the movie. Insult to intelligence. Total waste of time and brain cells.
Thank you for your attention.
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- Crazy creditsNo animals were harmed during the making of this film, but I think Ely got cut a couple of times, Calista got a hard kick in her vagina and James banged his head in the basement more than once.
- SoundtracksNot of this World
Performed by The Royal Court of China
Written by Joe Blanton and Drew Cornutt
Courtesy of The RCC
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- Runtime1 hour 22 minutes
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- 16:9 HD
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