Review by editor-107

Whoever got the funding for this must be truly exceptional in the sack. I've seen zero-budget British flicks by Drew Casson with more imagination than this. Alll the children are so persistently misbehaved that they feel like a swarm of flies on the screen as all the adults keep dying just to try to keep saving them. No-one does anything smart, they all just run around standing to make themselves easy targets as the humans and aliens just keep shooing at each other. Make-up is garbage with all the aliens looking like Hollywood actors in monkey suits that have been left in the microwave for five minutes. Adam Beach must clearly be in serious need of some urgent cash to have agreed to star in this really, really sophorific, tension-free dirge.