- [first lines]
- Cam: Hi. Uh, what do you want... what do you want me to say, huh? This is me. This is my confessional. I am confessing. Can you even see me? I'm the bad guy.
- Laney: [to Tara] Just because you can lip like a dude doesn't mean you have to act like a douche. We'd probably be disqualified anyway if we kept you around when the tests come back, and show that you're carrying Y chromosomes.
- Cam: There's something about the way you act to Tara.
- Laney: Yeah? You like it when I get hard?
- Cam: God, baby, when you get hard, it makes me so hard.
- Laney: Stop being so soft, you little bitch.
- [slaps him in the face]
- Laney: Kiss me.
- Cam: What the hell, Laney?
- Laney: What? I was just trying to turn you on, I thought we were role playing.
- Cam: Soft?
- Laney: No, I thought that you liked it when I took control. What?
- Cam: I'm not soft.
- Laney: I know.
- Cam: I was about to make a cut of my own. Until you jumped in there. You make me look like a fool, and now you're calling me soft?
- Laney: I think it worked out just fine.
- Cam: Compared to what alternative?
- Laney: Nothing.
- Cam: No, tell me what you're thinking, Laney. Please, elaborate.
- Laney: I'm thinking I'm sorry. And that you can make the decisions. And will you please forgive me?
- Cam: No, no. I really won't.
- Laney: Please.
- Cam: Not now.
- Laney: Cam. Where are you going?