Why is there so much wasted potential in this movie?
The Asylum, who clearly wanted to rip off Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, decided to write this huge cash grab that just included two apes teaming up to stop a ripoff Cthulhu character instead of a villain like the Skar King!!!
Adam WIngard would be mad if he saw this along with Ape Vs Monster. The monster in Ape Vs Monster is the Gila monster that the Ape defeated. The Asylum is no stranger to Schlock like this. I would compare this to Transmorphers and Sharknado rolled into one movie.
As is The Asylum tradition, they ripoff movies with the cheapest budget imaginable like they did with Transmorphers. They could have included the Gila Monster in this movie as well. Symptoms include Nausea, Vomiting, Rectal Leakage, Loss of faith in humanity, laughter, and rage.
In conclusion you shouldn't watch this movie even if you watched Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Adam Wingard would be mad after learning about these two movies.
Adam WIngard would be mad if he saw this along with Ape Vs Monster. The monster in Ape Vs Monster is the Gila monster that the Ape defeated. The Asylum is no stranger to Schlock like this. I would compare this to Transmorphers and Sharknado rolled into one movie.
As is The Asylum tradition, they ripoff movies with the cheapest budget imaginable like they did with Transmorphers. They could have included the Gila Monster in this movie as well. Symptoms include Nausea, Vomiting, Rectal Leakage, Loss of faith in humanity, laughter, and rage.
In conclusion you shouldn't watch this movie even if you watched Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Adam Wingard would be mad after learning about these two movies.
- devinseiler
- Aug 30, 2024