- [from trailer]
- Fred Flintstone: There's nothing to worry about, sweetheart.
- Wilma Flintstone: When Fred says "don't worry", I start worrying.
- Pebbles Flintstones: Yep.
- [from trailer]
- Fred Flintstone: We can put on another one of those crazy matches, and Judge wants to come and see it.
- Barney Rubble: I pay harder and clams to see that.
- Fred Flintstone: The main event is gonna be a rematch between you, and CM Punkrock.
- Barney Rubble: What?
- CM Punkrock: I am the best in the prehistoric world!
- [from trailer]
- Vince McMagma: Flintstone, you've got yourself something real special here.
- Fred Flintstone: Thanks, Mr. McMagma.
- Vince McMagma: I felt like I can make a lot of clams for the spectacle like that.