Cute Little Buggers

This was a tough one to sit through; not because it's an effective and uncomfortable to experience horror, but simply because it's just really, really bad. There isn't much to recommend about this tonally uneven movie from Tony Jopia. It's gross in the worst possible way, there's absolutely no artistic flair on display and the performances are...well, people turned up, stood in front of the camera and said lines of dialogue. In the plus column, I did feel an effort had been made to cram as many events into the running time as possible, even if most of it was garbage. However, it only makes sense that so much is going on because there are several writers credited with work on the screenplay (several scripts meshed into a single feature, perhaps?) but unfortunately, every single one of those writers should be embarrassed. This is the kind of movie you sit through and by the time the credits roll you just disappointedly sigh the words, "Oh dear!".