The Goatman

Don't even bother watching. The acting is worse than whatever is meant to be traumatising everyone. I couldn't even be bothered to find out what that was. Had to turn off I just couldn't even take it. I am now just writing more characters as I can't post this review without meeting a certain limit. So yeah, my point still stands. Don't bother, find something decent...urgh, I dunno, go play a game, watch the TV, go for a walk, watch paint dry? I guess anything is better than sitting through 1 and a half hours of whatever this is meant to be. It's ok nearly there, aaaannddd yep,,,, signing off now bye.

This is really bad. Thought I'd give it a go as the rating was 5.4 on here and when you watch as many horror films as I do you know that is is reasonably high for a b horror. This was just bad, wouldn't quite qualify for 'so bad it's good' as it's not a fun movie in the slightest. There were no laugh out loud moments and the acting was...well I wouldn't even call it acting. The soundtrack made it sound like a lifetime romance film and the lighting was way off. I haven't mentioned the cinematography which is never really good for these type of movies but it was still bad. Once it settles this will probably be around 2.3 to 3.4 on here, the reason it's at 5.4 is because it only has 17 votes. Definitely not a 5.4 horror. You'll probably enjoy this if you worked on it, if not then there's nothing here. No real bloody scenes, no real horror, no atmosphere and I've already said about the acting. 3/10 as I've seen worse.