Miami Bici 2

I can't even call it a movie, is just a long commercial which is full of bad conversation week conversation, and on overall action that just leaves you very cringe. I wouldn't recommend it to no one who values their time because it is a big waste of your time if you decide to watch this.. I feel ashamed that they used Danny Trejo, and some pretty big Romanian personalities and they didn't even make them justice.

The plot of the movie is very weak and it is filmed like a Balkan satire, which isn't even funny. It's just very sad to watch. The only thing that this movie did write is put a lot of money in advertising it.

Miami Bici 2 disappoints on multiple fronts. Its predictable plot lacks originality, with one-dimensional characters navigating tired stereotypes. The romaniam performances feel forced, lacking the chemistry needed to engage the audience. The humor falls flat, relying on outdated tropes and poor comedic timing. Despite the vibrant Miami backdrop, the film fails to capitalize on its potential for visually striking scenes. Overall, "Miami Bici 2" is a forgettable experience, struggling to deliver genuine entertainment or a compelling narrative. Save your time for more fulfilling cinematic choices.

If you have a day when you have absolutely nothing to do, and you have a day when you have absolutely nothing PRODUCTIVE to do, and that day is boring af and it can't go any worse then that, well.. then you buy a ticket to this movie, go watch it, go home, sleep and tomorrow will be better in any certain way. The plot is very weak, the "comedy" is very low and superficial, no fun no smartness, just a lot of advertising of the movie and pretty much that's it, real critics will definitely share my opinion and put down this movie. I hoped for a better performance compared with the first movie but nah.... just... nah.

This movie is bad, don't get me wrong, but people need to understand that every movie has some sort of niche. There are MANY worse movies than this, the reviews are split into 1/10 and 10/10 ratings (both of the ratings have an obvious source, but I won't tackle it here)

People that gave this 1/10 are closer to the reality of what the real rating should be, while the 10/10 reviews are... something, don't want to get into assumptions.

There's not much going on in this movie. This is made for Romanians only. Don't let anything fool you in this regard. Even though this has a huge US culture mixed in, it's not for outsiders. It's very targeted, all the jokes are insides jokes that we as Romanians may or may not find funny, foreigners won't get 99% of the jokes.

Everything is stereotypical offensive joke, sexist jokes, and all -ist you can think of. It's over the top when it comes to what it wants to do, but achieving it proved impossible

Romanian cinema (and not only) are far from Hollywood, it's not even close. It feels like we just discovered cinema, however this movie is a stepping stone for a better future. Movies will be bad for a long time from now, the directors should just learn from the mistakes and one day, maybe a good movie will come out.

I can't recommend this, however it's not as bad as people make it out to be. The worst offender here is the effects that look ripped straight from the 80s, and it's not the style the movie wanted to approach. 4/10.

For your time & wallet, avoid to go to this movie.

I respect that they ve tried to make a Romanian movie with actors like Dani Trejo, but you cant make a movie with just one good actor, lets say two/three who can act, but the rest of the cast was catastrophic.

The story was awful, but I have to admit that one of the points was to show romanian mentality in his true form, and they succed : make money with all costs, illegal ways are preferred.

Humor was bad, but thats just my opinion, for other people maybe this is their kind of humor, lets not judge this that much, but in overrall : bad actors, bad story, bad humor .. results .. bad movie.

Thats my opinion, I repeat, but also I think that any person who likes to watch movies/tv shows and develop a hobby can agree with me.

3/10 just because its romanian, have a nice day.