- Ani: When you give me health insurance, workers' comp, and a 401K, then you can tell me when I work.
- Igor: [in Russian, talking to Galina] This might be out of line, but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
- Toros: [in Russian] Don't pay attention to him, he's tired. He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane. He helped us all night.
- Galina Zakharov: [in Russian] Listen here, my son won't apologize to anyone, is that clear?
- Toros: [in Russian] Of course.
- Ani: 'Cause your son is a fucking pussy.
- Galina Zakharov: What?
- Ani: What? What? What? Did you not hear what I said? I said it's 'cause your son's a fucking pussy.
- [she's about to leave the room before Galina insults her again]
- Toros: [in Russian] That's enough.
- Galina Zakharov: And you are a disgusting hooker.
- Ani: [goes back the room] And your son hates you so much, he married one to piss you off.
- [Galina is stunned while Nikolai, Galina's wife, and Ivan's father are wheezing]
- Ani: Yeah, your family is fucking trash.
- Galina Zakharov: [trying to gain back control] Is this my scarf?
- Ani: [she looks down on the red scarf hanging on my neck] Yeah, you want...
- [she takes off the scarf and tosses it to Galina. Nikolai keeps wheezing]
- Ani: There, go get your little scarf, sweetie.
- Toros: [guides Ani out of the room] That's-that's enough, let's go.
- Ani: [puts on her sunglasses, Nikolai starts to laugh] Oh, I'm leaving. You know what? Why don't you take your fucking coat, too?
- [Ani takes off her coat and tossed it on top of Ivan's head, then she leaves with Igor and Toros]
- Galina Zakharov: [is embarrassed, looks at Nikolai who is now losing it, speaks in Russian] What are you laughing at?
- Diamond: Caught your whale?
- Ani: Seems I did, didn't I?
- [Ani chuckles condescendingly while walking away]
- Diamond: I give it two weeks, bitch.
- Ani: [Ani pauses, turns around, continues talking condescendingly] Oh, Diamond. Oh, sweetie. You know, I really hope you find your happiness one day. I really hope...
- Diamond: [cuts her off] I hope you find a fucking plastic surgeon-
- [Anora mockingly kisses her on the lips]
- Diamond: what the fuck?
- [a club guard breaks them up]
- Diamond: Play in my fucking face again, bitch, see what happens. You're a fucking bitch!
- Ani: [Walks away] Oh, stay jealous, babe. Stay jealous, honey. Jealousy is a disease, remember that, Diamond. I'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever, you know, no big deal!
- [Ani refuses to go on the plane to Vegas to annul the marriage]
- Galina Zakharov: Board the plane now.
- Ani: No. No, I'm not doing that.
- Galina Zakharov: You are getting on this plane, and you are getting divorced.
- Ani: Yeah, we're gonna get a fucking divorce, but, uh, first, I'm getting a lawyer. Then I'm gonna sue Ivan and you, and I'm gonna walk away with fucking half because I didn't sign a prenup.
- Galina Zakharov: Do that, and you'll lose everything. Any money you may have--although I doubt you have much--will be gone. Do you have a house? Do you have a car? All gone. Your life and the lives of your family and friends, everything will be destroyed.
- Igor: Raped?
- Ani: No doubt.
- Igor: Why... why would I have raped you?
- Ani: You have rape eyes.
- Igor: Raped eyes?
- Ani: Rape eyes. You heard me. You sick motherfucker would've raped me.
- Igor: Okay, uh, but I didn't want to raped you.
- Ani: Oh, yeah? Why?
- Igor: What?
- Ani: Why?
- Igor: What "why"
- Ani: Why wouldn't you have raped me?
- Igor: Because I'm... not a rapist.
- Ani: Nope, 'cause you're a faggot-ass bitch. Here.
- [Tosses him a blanket]
- Igor: [in Russian] Goodnight.
- Igor: Happy birthday to me.
- Ani: Hmm? Was today your birthday?
- Igor: No. Yesterday was my birthday.
- Ani: Yesterday was your fucking birthday?
- Igor: I was 30.
- Ani: Mm. Happy fucking birthday, I guess
- Igor: Thank you. I like Anora. I mean I like Anora more than Ani.
- Ani: Okay. Says the fuck head named Igor.
- [laughs]
- Ani: Fucking Igor. Stupid name.
- Igor: No. It's a good name. It means "varrior" Warrior.
- Ani: Yeah? Igor means "hunchback weirdo," you fucking piece of shit. Can you shut the fuck up, please?
- Igor: "Toosh."
- Ani: "Toosh"?
- Igor: "Toosh."
- Ani: Touché?
- [Igor laughs]
- Ani: Touché, motherfucker? You know, you really should try learning English before attempting French.
- Igor: Okay. Touché.
- Ani: Yeah.
- Igor: And your name is better?
- Ani: No.
- Igor: But what does it mean?
- Ani: In America, we don't care about that kind of stuff. We don't give meaning to names. It's... it's not a thing.
- Igor: So, it means... "Pomegranate fruit." "Light "
- Ani: Yeah, I'm not interested in conversation, dude.
- Igor: And "bright." It's good that you're not part of this family.
- Ani: Did I ask for your fucking opinion?
- Igor: No.
- Ani: No. Exactly.
- Igor: I just tried to support you.
- Ani: S-Support me? Dude, you fucking assaulted me. You... Fucking support? You..No, you...
- Igor: Oh. What? No. I didn't assault you.
- Ani: You didn't... You don't call that assault? No?
- Igor: No.
- Ani: No, you're right. It's fucking battery, as well as kidnapping and fucking a million other felonies, I'm sure. Fuck you, dude
- Igor: [in Russian] But I didn't assault you. I was trying to calm you down, so you didn't hurt yourself.
- Ani: You fucking pinned me to the ground. You tied my fucking hands behind my back. You... you fucking gagged me. Have you seen the fucking bruises on my legs and my fucking arms? You fucking assaulted me, you psychopath.
- Igor: First, it's because you have sensitive skin.
- Ani: No, it's not. It's because you're fucking crazy.
- Igor: And second, because you're too crazy. I mean crazy, too. But I can say you're too crazy, too. It's not funny. Yeah.
- Ani: Touche.
- Igor: Toosh. But, anyway, you were not in danger of injury or harm, right?
- Ani: You know, if Garnik wasn't there, you'd have raped me, guaranteed.
- Igor: [speaking in Russian] This may be out of line but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
- Toros: [speaking in Russian] Don't pay attention to him. He is tired. He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane. He helped us all night.
- Galina Zakharov: [speaking in Russian] Listen here... My son won't apologize to anyone. Is that clear?
- Toros: [speaking in Russian] Of course.
- Ani: 'Cause your son is a fucking pussy.
- Galina Zakharov: What?
- Ani: What? What? What? Did you not hear what I said? I said it's 'cause your son's a fucking pussy.
- Toros: [speaking in Russian] That's enough. Let's go.
- [fetches Ani outside the office]
- Galina Zakharov: [shouting to Ani as she is leaving] And you are a disgusting hooker.
- Ani: [returns to the office] And your son hates you *so much* he married one to piss you off.
- [Nikolai laughs out loud]
- Toros: That's enough.
- Ani: Yeah. Now, your family is fucking trash.
- Galina Zakharov: Is this my scarf?
- Ani: Yeah, you want...
- [she throws her the scarf and Nikolai laughs again]
- Ani: There. Go get your little scarf, sweetie.
- Toros: That's-that's enough. Let's go.
- [Nikolai's laugh gets louder]
- Ani: Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm leaving.
- Toros: Okay. Let's go.
- Galina Zakharov: [speaking in Russian to Nikolai] What are you laughing at?
- Ani: [She puts on her sunglasses] I'm leaving. You know what?
- [Takes off Ivan's jacket]
- Ani: Why don't you take your fucking coat, too.
- [She throws his jacket on top of his head]
- Toros: That's enough. Let's go.