Eva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.Eva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.Eva, a psychologist specializing in couples therapy, is about to get married and her best friends are organizing her bachelorette party at a discreet tantra-yoga retreat in Vama Veche.
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It's a bad movie. Director, screenwriter, actors, absolutely all of them seem to be poor amateurs who met to produce a crappy movie.
The actresses are talentless, full of mannerisms, they play unnatural, forced, artificial, even embarrassingly weak.
The script is flat, with banal, witless, boring or even annoying lines.
The montage is incoherent, although we want it to be dynamic and fun
Directing? It's like it doesn't even exist. Did this movie really have a director?
Don't waste time to watch it. There are a thousand and one much more interesting things that you can do during this time.
In conclusion, I give grade 1.
The actresses are talentless, full of mannerisms, they play unnatural, forced, artificial, even embarrassingly weak.
The script is flat, with banal, witless, boring or even annoying lines.
The montage is incoherent, although we want it to be dynamic and fun
Directing? It's like it doesn't even exist. Did this movie really have a director?
Don't waste time to watch it. There are a thousand and one much more interesting things that you can do during this time.
In conclusion, I give grade 1.
Really bad movie: poor acting, poor lines, I cannot belive this movie is so bad. I had the feeling that they did it on purpose to be this bad!!!
The dialogue is very stupid, it is a disaster!
I would not recommend wasting even 5 min of your time to watch this crap!
It is a joke!
Also, the fact that Adela Popescu brought her husband and child to play in this stupid movie, its disgusting. Confirms me once again why I do mot like this lady and her arogance.
Also, some characters are not even actors : like Adelina Pestritu and the guy that owns some night clubs and restaurants. Did these guys paid to appear in this crap???
The dialogue is very stupid, it is a disaster!
I would not recommend wasting even 5 min of your time to watch this crap!
It is a joke!
Also, the fact that Adela Popescu brought her husband and child to play in this stupid movie, its disgusting. Confirms me once again why I do mot like this lady and her arogance.
Also, some characters are not even actors : like Adelina Pestritu and the guy that owns some night clubs and restaurants. Did these guys paid to appear in this crap???
This was probably meant to be a tiktok story, turned out too long when editing so they tried to see if cinema is a better fit. Fear not, Romanian content quality rating won't suffer too much, just like TikTok videos, lowest quality in the world in script, direction, "actors" play. Don't be fooled, none of them are actually actors, they are old-fashioned influencers trying to grow their online profile through this. Don't waste your time on it. Go, watch a real movie, this is not one of them. Such a waste of time and space on the streaming platforms and waste of money like most recent Romanian movies that are being made.
"Retreat Vama Veche" is an absolute disaster from start to finish. The casting is a clear indication of the film's overall quality. The actors are third-rate at best, with performances that are painfully wooden and devoid of any real talent. The script is a jumbled mess, full of cliches and inconsistencies. The cast is filled with a parade of talentless wannabes, including a mix of obnoxious "cocalari" and vapid "pitipoance," along with washed-up celebrities who clearly haven't aged well. It's as if the filmmakers threw together a bunch of random people and hoped for the best.
It's painfully obvious that the only reason this film exists is to secure funding from the National Film Center (AFCN) and to give these mediocre actors a chance to shine (or rather, to continue to fade into obscurity). The entire production feels cheap and amateurish, and the end result is a truly painful viewing experience. Avoid this film at all costs.
It's painfully obvious that the only reason this film exists is to secure funding from the National Film Center (AFCN) and to give these mediocre actors a chance to shine (or rather, to continue to fade into obscurity). The entire production feels cheap and amateurish, and the end result is a truly painful viewing experience. Avoid this film at all costs.
The only movie I kept commenting "this is sooo bad" continuosly. Yes it is that bad, I think random children taken from highschool would have better acting skills than the actors from this film, they are soooo sooo baaad. The script is funny and with good potential, but the bad acting ruins everything. Too bad because the decors, sound, image are good and doesn't look at all as a budget movie, the only thing that ruina the movie is the bad acting and every single review I read are complaining about this. I hope they read this comments and they give up on acting "career". And don't forget the fake moldavian accent oh God!
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Written by Trei Sud Est
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- Budget
- €800,000 (estimated)
- Gross worldwide
- $312,291
- Runtime1 hour 30 minutes
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