- Julia's Brother: Julia, I thought I told you to stay out of my -
- [Art kills him with axe]
- Man Dressed as Art: [to Art and Vicky, thinking they're wearing costumes] Yo! Yo! You guys! You look so good! I mean way better than mine. I was gonna do the blood thing too, but I was just worried about the cleanup. Can I get a picture?
- [takes their photo]
- Man Dressed as Art: You guys seriously you killed it!
- Stacy Bar Girl 1: Can I join the mile high club on your sleigh?
- Santa: Oh ho ho ho...
- Smokey: I'd fuck ya.
- Santa: No, Mrs. Claus would shank me in my sleep.
- Smokey: My wife's dead.
- Stacy Bar Girl 1: Wanna come down my chimney?
- Sarah Bar Girl 2: Oh my God, come in her chimney, come!
- Smokey: I've got a chimney.
- Santa: [they start leaving] Okay, girls...
- Stacy Bar Girl 1: I'm a naughty little reindeer!
- Sarah Bar Girl 2: I wanna do drugs off your stomach!
- Santa: Ho ho ho... oh shit!
- Eddie: God damn! I know what I want for Christmas.
- Smokey: That suit comes with some perks, dude!
- [singing on soundtrack while Art is killing people]
- Alaine Kashian: Cozy fire, festive lights, charming little tree, be prepared to die tonight, he's coming, wait and see! It's a Terrifier Christmas, let horror fill your heart, you hear footsteps, that's not Santa, it's a jolly clown named Art! He's a Miles County legend, with a smile that brings a chill, on a journey to out do himself and top his latest kill! He'll melt your face with acid, he'll saw you clean in half, he'll peel the skin right off your bones, and shrug with a silent laugh! It's a Terrifier Christmas, sing along and harmonize, the fun's just getting started, and the death toll's on the rise! There's a stranger in your chimney, and he's wearing Santa's clothes, but it's clear that something's not quite right from the black dot on his nose! Ring the bells of celebration, play a fanfare on your horn, they vanquished him on Halloween but now he's been reborn! It's a Terrifier Christmas, drop on by! It's a Terrifier Christmas, drop on by!