- Lousy Carter: No one wants to see a movie about a pedophile creeping on a young girl.
- Gail: Probably true.
- Kaminsky: You and I are friends *because* of your professional and moral failings, not despite them.
- Receptionist Jones: I don't have access to medical records.
- [cheerfully]
- Receptionist Jones: I'm billing.
- Gail: Your immaturity and moral failings don't make you less attractive, which is I guess matters to you.