Amityville Ripper

Wow, within the first minute of the movie, you just know that you're in for 78 minutes of low budget trash. Yeah, the movie was just screaming crappy production and low budget. Just take a look at the acting and the characters, and you will wholeheartedly agree.

Granted, I harbored zero expectations to the movie when I sat down to watch it, and with good cause, because writer and director Bobby Canipe Jr. Didn't deliver anything worthwhile or particularly entertaining. This was a low budget, amateurish attempt at a horror movie at best.

The movie is listed as a horror comedy, but there isn't much of either to be seen throughout the course of the 78 minutes that the movie ran for.

The acting performances in "Amityville Ripper" were questionable at best. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list in this 2023 movie. Nor can I claim that I was particularly impressed with anything I witnessed on the screen from the cast members.

Seriously, there should be a law against random people spewing out movies and slabbing the "Amityville" name on it. But hey, despite knowing that the movies are 99% likely to be horrible, we still opt to sit down and give it a chance. And such was it also with "Amityville Ripper" from writer and director Bobby Canipe Jr. Suffice it to say that this wasn't one of those times where an "Amityville" movie proved good and entertaining.

Do yourself a favor and don't fall into this "Amityville" trap. Some of us suffered through it, so you don't have to. You're quite welcome.

My rating of writer and director Bobby Canipe Jr.'s 2023 movie "Amityville Ripper" lands on a two out of ten stars.

This film essentially begins with a couple of goofy looking television journalists initially discussing the fact that infamous house in Amityville has been scheduled to be torn down before pivoting to the topic of alien spacecraft being spotted in several different places. The scene then shifts to a goth teenager by the name of "Marianne" (Kelsey Anne Baker) being informed by her brother "Nichols" (Hunter Redfern) that he has scheduled a big party at their house to take advantage of the fact that their parents are gone on vacation. For her part, Marianne is not at all interested in this party because she had previously made plans with her best friend "Annie" (Angel Nichole Bradford). It then transpires that Marianne has ordered the actual knife belonging to "Jack the Ripper" (played by Josh Allman) which was apparently being kept at the house in Amityville and has recently been sold at an auction to her. Sure enough, upon conducting the séance, Jack the Ripper does indeed appear--and he then begins to kill almost every person that crosses his path. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that I have seen a number of bad films which have used the word "Amityville" on its title. I have included this movie in that category because, other than possibly the acting of Kelsey Anne Baker, there is nothing really notable about this low-budget project at all. That said, rather than wasting any more time on this exceedingly boring film, I will just leave it at that.

Hilariously and bad at the same time, some scenes should of hadded retakes, but I love the intro with the many media relevant ads. The movie poster is amazing , this movie is such a comedy at how bad it was. There isn't much to say about the movie . Other than that it was ok, and if you are looking for a horror movie unlike others, this is interesting. With a probably low budget, you get unrestricted free ideas of young movie developers and directors. I think the idea and doing inside the movie was pretty alright. A comedy for inside october, or in the backround of a party. It also felt like people didn't know their lines by heart.

Preparing for a special party, a woman and her friend decide to use the opportunity to covertly conduct a seance with Jack the Ripper through a knife of his acquired from the destroyed Amityville house, but when the actual killer crashes the party forces them to stop the deadly killer.

This was a fairly fun and enjoyable genre effort. One of the better aspects here is the decent enough setup that allows for a fun way to bring everything together with a solid series of storylines. The main setup about the party taking place and how everyone is clearly on opposite ends of everything, with the brother trying to find a person to hook up with, the cheerleader being way too enthusiastic about getting everything put together, and the goth girl trying to find the chance to get together with her friend and do their thing while the others are off doing their thing is a fun way to go about this kind of setup. With the way the fabled knife gets involved and the eventual release of the killer during the party, this is all worthwhile enough to tie together the various connections here which is what provides this one with a solid enough setup. The aftermath of the setup here is the main rampage where the combination of cheesy comedy and indie stalking offers some fun scenes. The sense of comedy here is rather fun, offering up a decent mixture of quips showing off their stupidity while also going for a stellar type of fourth-wall-breaking commentary that also includes input from the production team to help things along. As well, the stalking and slashing here is quite fun with the release of the killer in the middle of the party making everything into a solid series of ambushes with random partygoers which has the usual formula of approaching an unnamed extra and graphically killing them off in a silly enough sequence. Full of silly scenarios with some silly gore along the way, there are some rather fun positives to help this one along. There isn't much to dislike here but it does have some issues. The main drawback is the heavy use of dialogue present in the first half where it's far talkier than it needs to be for something of this length. Rather than go for the kind of expected premise involving the party taking place at the beginning of the film and featuring the killer going through the guests during the night, this takes quite a while before that point with the different storylines spelled out that there's the need to get the rampage off the way it does because it's wasted the time it did on these other factors. The other issue here is the obvious low-budget origins featured here, with the commentary on its budget not being the only factor here but the lack of action and overall presentation also giving off that particular impression which can all be enough to bring this one down.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, and Brief Nudity.

Amityville Ripper is a fun movie that is quite enjoyable and surprisingly funny.

Anyone who watches this movie knows what they are getting into. It's a low budget movie that is not looking to recreate the wheel and win any awards. That being said I was surprised how funny this movie is. Throughout the movie the characters break the 4th wall by asking the director for his thoughts on how the scene should play out. Most of the characters admit to not even reading the script. This leaves them surprised when characters are killed off. Everything about the movie is fun. Even the death scenes are creative and humorous.

All of the actors in the movie did a fantastic job as well as the Director who ends up being a big part of the movie. The movie takes time to develop characters as well so that there is a connection when they are killed off.

Excellent addition to the horror/comedy genre. Almost feel like Amityville is it's own genre now, lol.

This Horror/Comedy is 100% worth a watch. You will be plenty entertained for an hour and a half. Go check it out!