Jennette McCurdy, Noah Crawford, Noah Munck, Ciara Bravo, Ariana Grande, and Chris O'Neal in Arnaque à la carte (2013)

Quotes

Arnaque à la carte

[at a swanky hotel room]
Darren Vader: Hey, hey guys. TV in the bathroom. You can totally watch a game while you're taking a massive...
Melissa Bing: Please don't say it.
Darren Vader: Bath. Bath. I was gonna say bath.

Amanda Benson: Go, Eagles! Yeah! Yeah!

Melissa Bing: Ooh, this should be good.

[Melissa slaps Ben]

[to Griffin]
Melissa Bing: I told you I could help.

Amanda Benson: I'm in.
Melissa Bing: Acknowledged.

[Melissa is hacking the hotel]
Melissa Bing: Hello, firewall, anybody?

[to Amanda, Ben, Darren, and Griffin]
Melissa Bing: I did it.

[to hotel room service]
Melissa Bing: Yeah, just add six sundaes, please, thanks.

[Repeated line]
Amanda Benson: Thank you.

Melissa Bing: That's some hefty geekiness that Amanda's sporting.
[Melissa chuckles]

[Savannah gasps]
Savannah Westcott: Mister Lefevre has exquisite taste.

Melissa Bing: I just bought stock in the company.

Amanda Benson: Wow.
Melissa Bing: Yeah, wow is the word.

Melissa Bing: Stick to the plan.

[Repeated line]
[Darren cracks his neck]

[Repeated line]
Griffin Bing: Trust me.

[to both Ben and Griffin]
Melissa Bing: You need me.

[Repeated line]
Amanda Benson: Nope.

Melissa Bing: Enjoy.

[Repeated line]
[Savannah slaps Darren]

[Repeated line]
Amanda Benson: The shield of Barradon.

[Repeated line]
Darren Vader: That just happened.

Amanda Benson: Hooked in.

[to Griffin]
Bellboy: Thank you.

[to Melissa]
Griffin Bing: You are the most dangerous girl in the seventh grade.

Melissa Bing: Time to celebrate.

Amanda Benson: On it.

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