Gummibär: The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

This film blows it's not funny or entertaining and its target audience are fetuses

Yes, of course this film is incompetently bad. What I was not expecting, however, was a mind-rotting fever dream full of scenes, characters and (especially) dialogue that made absolutely no sense on even the most surface of levels. I hate this movie. I want that wasted time back.

This is just terrifying, even for adults. I have no doubt that any child old enough to recognise anything beyond coloured regions on a screen will start to cry if you show them this. The music sounds like one member of Daft Punk murdering the other in a dark alley, the animation is worse than Foodfight, the character design is often awful and sometimes offensive and to top it all off, the entire premise is ripped off from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, which somehow manages to shine with cinematic brilliance in comparison. In fact, just stop now. Show your kids Santa Claus Conquers The Martian. Yes, it may be dated, the acting is bad and the premise ridiculous, but it will at least teach your children not to simply dismiss older films. This horror show will teach them nothing except to fear the angry green gummy god.

You don't need me here. Look at the title. Why are you reading this? Did you think I was gonna tell you this movie was good?

This movie is so bad in every way. The animation is lazy. I've seen better on YouTube. I was surprised when I saw the Lionsgate animation. I questioned why they could do something like this. I wouldn't show this to my worst enemy, never mind my child. I haven't even mentioned how hideous the character design is, especially gummi himself, with his stubble, man boobs, beer belly and asscrack visible at all time. If their goal was to make him look like a 40 year old alcoholic living in a caravan payed for by his mother, they succeeded admirably.