- Skylar: This isn't the made for TV movie where a bunch of queers get lost in the woods and have to eat each others' asses to survive!
- Skylar: Oh, now the straight boy knows his jewelry. How dare you sneak trips off to Tiffany without a queer-peer in hand!
- Ashton: I've been trying to call you! Haven't had any reception though. I think it's the rabbits or something - they're scandalous, you know?
- Skylar: Oh no, don't you be starting that again. Get a room. I'm so horny that the slightest tease of anything may possibly cause me to explode! I wasn't kidding about exploding, guys! Keep making me watch that and you will think the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man got gunned down again!
- Vlad: I'm sorry, I thought this was the room for the climatic orgy scene. I guess we'll have to save that for the "uncut" version!
- Skylar: Okay, confess... he let you blow him, didn't he? Or better yet, he sucked you off? Baptized into gaydom with a nice protein smoothie!