- Ranko Fukazawa: Hey, Papa... what about that favor I asked you?
- Kakutarô Shinohara: About an aid increase for the Athletic Association? Okay, okay, I've already ordered it,
- Ranko Fukazawa: Really? That makes me so happy! Papa, that tickles!
- Kakutarô Shinohara: What tickles?
- Ranko Fukazawa: Oh, Papa...
- Aki Kazahana: It's our teacher! You wanna see us naked that badly?
- Kakutarô Shinohara: You've got the wrong idea. A teacher has the right to examine every inch of his students.
- Aki Kazahana: Nice try, dumbass.
- Kakutarô Shinohara: You've got your hands on a prize student,
- Hiroko Fukuda: Want me to hand her off to you when I'm done?
- Kakutarô Shinohara: I couldn't handle a tomboy like that.
- Executive: Director, henceforth, please refrain from improper relations with current students.
- Hiroko Fukuda: Up yours! What's the point of running a girls' school if you don't have the privilege of deflowering virgins?