The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

It's been a long time since I sat thru a T&A flick from b-movie director Fred Olen Ray, but that wasn't my primary motivation. C'mon it's called 'Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad'. Did you see the box cover? I didn't even know he directed it until after the fact. It nailed the expected nudity, but the story was an absolute snore of low energy.

Three ladies (Kylee Nash, Brandin Rackley, Michelle Maylene) of said squad go undercover to root out a traitor at an erotic magazine empire riffing on Hugh Hefner and Playboy's "tame" content while giving tame content. Going back to the box cover - it was Kylie Nash - who suckered me into checking this out though I'm sure there were easier ways to see her naked and more explicitly in hindsight, but oh well.

I knew what I was probably in for with 'Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad' and that's exactly what I got. Let's face it the genre has really died off. Sure nowadays the nudity is more frequent and for longer durations, but it's typically the same thing and the appearance of hardcore porno talent is typical. The acting here isn't particularly bad, but the boobs didn't move the needle for me.