Attack on Titan

What a shame that the actor from some great 80s movie such as 'the Philadelphia experiment' should be part of a project that is so bad that the head department said 'Let's release this at the same time as the popular Anime 'Attack on Titan' which is just about to release its final season tomorro with millions of fans waiting with bated breath upon its showing.

The story for this shemozzle however, is completely different.

The anime is about a society besieged by 'creatures' with a penchant to gobble up humans and this. Well isn't.

The anime has made millions and has had great reviews.

This didn't (perhaps borrowing the funds from Michael Para with a promisory note on a bar coaster) - won't.

To try and cheat people into watching this pile of garbage is humiliating to the actors - 'here watch this.. oh no it's not the anime- tricked ya into watching!!' Yeah.. just leave this alone and watch 'The Philadelphia experiment'

Right, well the title alone was an alarm clock in itself, "Attack on Titan", so go figure. And then there was that moment when you see the two dreaded words appear on the screen: The Asylum. Yup, this movie is another of The Asylum's notorious movies.

I have to say that I wasn't harboring much of any expectations for "Attack on Titan" (aka "Alien Space Battle"). Nay, strike that, I harbored no expectations at all, as I saw it was a movie churned out by The Asylum. But still, I opted to watch it, as The Asylum does have the occasional watchable movie here and there.

"Attack on Titan" wasn't one such movie.

Writer Gil Luna put together a fair enough storyline, I suppose. I wasn't enjoying it, but then again I am not overly much a sci-fi fan. But I am sure that diehard sci-fi fans will get a kick out of this 2022 movie from director Noah Luke.

The acting in the movie was adequate. The only familiar face was Michael Paré.

Visually then the movie was sort of okay. I mean, The Asylum have far worse movies with far worse special effects. So this one wasn't all that bad. Well, except for the fact that the props were stuff bought off of Wish or AliExpress, especially the goggles with the lights (as I have a pair myself from AliExpress) and the mouth visor. Hard to buy into the fact that it was suppose to provide breathable air for those wearing it when it doesn't even sit tightly and fitting against the wearer's cheeks and chin.

Hats off to director Noah Luke for attempting to put together a watchable sci-fi movie here.

I wasn't particularly entertained by this movie, as I found the storyline and script to be mundane and generic. And I just couldn't buy into believing the props as proper movie props.

My rating of "Attack on Titan" lands on a three out of ten stars.

I really enjoyed this as good as many sci films and a lot better than others with big name stars so watch it hey remember it's a film about space .its good cgi its got good sets and its huma s not cartoon s ..and we guys not even got coffee bar on moon yet. So give it a chance.

Just think back to some creaky sets of Kirk Douglas or early sci films from aslyum movies which werely were jokes what more can I say I don't know but heck they want there 2 bits worth so I'll add the following the actors had fun the graphics were not embarrassing and I had fun watching this which sorry adult cartoons don't!!!

Watched this in stages since I found it hard to watch all the way through as I would a usual film. Bad acting, lousy script, second rate sets, hopeless costumes and useless storyline all combined.

If it was possible to rate 0 stars I'd have given that to this load of old dross. Seemed like it had been produced as a high school project on limited resources.

As an old dude I can't say that I recognised any of the actors in this and would not go out of my way to watch any of them in any future films.

I'm sorry that I wasted my time but I did persevere to the end in the hope that it would improve but it didn't.

This is so absolutely horrible that you'd gouge your eyes out. Noticing but click bait piggy backing off the anime called Attack on titan, the anime is absolutely superb. This movie is nothing but utter hogwash. How could any self respecting "actor" "director" "producer" associate themself with level of brand theft. If at any time I see an actor's name that is linked to this movie I'll immediately discourage anyone from supporting their "work" Abhorrent I tell you that so called creatives happily hijack the legacy and hard work of other creators, try very to use click bait and hope the masses will fall for it. No way!