- Client: I don't know if you knew this but I'm a married man, as far as marriage goes in our cultural... structure... I love my wife. I've always loved my wife. At some point she stopped loving me, and I don't know why. I want to make unrequited love obsolete, or at the very least... illegal.
- Mistress Astrid: We try not to draw blood.
- Remedy: I should hope not.
- Mistress Astrid: Well, if we do there's some saran wrap in the lounge.
- Client: I thought you girls usually start with what you do and don't do. Emphasis on the don't do. Should I assume there's nothing you don't do?
- Mistress Astrid: Every movie ever made has the same plot. They don't get along. The only difference is presentation.
- Mistress Astrid: How's your bondage?
- Remedy: I can't even wrap gifts.
- Mistress Astrid: Fabulous! Fewer bad habits to unlearn.
- Remedy: By definition, it's out of your control. That's what makes it an addiction. If it was within your control, it would be a choice.
- Mistress Nedra: You're such a bottom.
- Remedy: Sorry.
- Mistress Astrid: So you have some experience then.
- Remedy: Professionally? No.
- Mistress Astrid: Lifestyle?
- Remedy: More habitual.
- Mistress Chanel: What made you decide to do it?
- Remedy: Well, a long long time ago, someone said that I couldn't.
- Mistress Nadine: So you went domme on a dare.
- Remedy: Yeah, pretty much.