- Blades: I've seen pictures of aliens. They hug your face and lay eggs in your tummy!
- Boulder: No! They're round blobs that swallow everything in their path. Including... vehicles!
- Chase: That is incorrect. Aliens are cloaked hunters. But they can't see you if you're covered in mud.
- Blades: Lets look for some mud!
- [Blades starts frantically searching for mud on the ground]
- Heatwave: Just to remind you, WE're aliens.
- Cody Burns: Movie time!
- Chase: I vote for an action film. Preferably with high-speed pursuits.
- Blades: Comedy, please! I am so in the mood to laugh!
- Boulder: Ooh! How about a romance?
- Heatwave: Nah, forget that! Put on a war movie.
- Cody Burns: We're gonna try something new. A historical drama.
- [Autobots all moan]
- Heatwave: Come on, Cody, war is partly history.
- Cody Burns: You'll like it. It's about explorers living with natives in an uncharted land.
- [Autobots yammer even louder]
- Heatwave: Cody, this hurts inside!
- Cody Burns: The natives have spears and blowguns!
- Heatwave: Now you're talkin'!
- Dani Burns: Anybody order a drink?
- Blades: What? No, we're taking this to the lava - Oh, I get it, Earth humor!