Quotes

Absolutely Fabulous: Le Film

Mother: [Mother has announced that she is going to Cannes] Oh, just a thought. Will I need injections, Saffy?
Edina: Yeah, lethal ones.

Patsy: [On the red carpet outside the Huki Vuki event, Patsy sees Stella McCartney] Stella, darling. Hi, sweet-heart. Is your father with you? Is little Paul with you?
Stella McCartney: [disgusted] No.
Patsy: Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping to have a little catchup with him. Haven't seen him since 1969.
[waggles tongue obscenely]
Patsy: Know what I mean?
Stella McCartney: Oh, God!
[even more disgustedly]
Stella McCartney: And the world blamed Yoko.

Alex Jones: [interviewing on the red carpet] Gwendoline! Hi, how are you? You're really tall.
Gwendoline Christie: Well spotted.
Alex Jones: It's just because I was speaking to Lulu and she's, well, frankly, quite small.
Gwendoline Christie: Great.

[Saffy walks in and looks at Eddy]
Edina: Can you just shut up please, darling, because I'm trying to do my mindlessness.

Patsy: [Eddie and Patsy are in the limosine after finding out that Eddie's credit cards are *broken*] Eddie, can we stop off at the Woolsley?
Edina: No, darling. My cards are broken.
Patsy: Chilton Firehouse?
Edina: My cards are *broken*!
Patsy: [Looks confused and lost] Well, haven't you got any of that...
[gestures as if peeling bills off a stack]
Patsy: that *hand* money?

Edina: I mean, there was a time when the Zeitgeist blew through *me*. Now it's just..."
Bubble: A tiny fart. Pththpt.

Patsy: Charles was rather superb, actually, back in the days when the south of France was really something, and God created woman, and Brigitte Bardot was just out of nappies.
Edina: She's back in 'em now.

Charlie: Oh, I miss those times.
Patsy: So do I, Charlie.
Charlie: But do you know what I really miss?
Patsy: Yes, Charlie?
Charlie: Pubic hair. I'm sick of those Brazilians, those Hollywoods. They're so bald, so boring. I had a full beard in those days... but I suppose you are what you eat.

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