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Daisy Derkins vs. The Bloodthirsty Beast of Barren Pines!

  • Video
  • 2019
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
4.6/10
79
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Lloyd Kaufman in Daisy Derkins vs. The Bloodthirsty Beast of Barren Pines! (2019)
Horror

Monster-slaying hero Daisy Derkins ventures into the woods to deal with a carnivorous dinosaur, and runs afoul of a touring punk band, a manic bounty hunter, a trio of voluptuous female crim... Read allMonster-slaying hero Daisy Derkins ventures into the woods to deal with a carnivorous dinosaur, and runs afoul of a touring punk band, a manic bounty hunter, a trio of voluptuous female criminals, and a family of mutant cannibals along the way.Monster-slaying hero Daisy Derkins ventures into the woods to deal with a carnivorous dinosaur, and runs afoul of a touring punk band, a manic bounty hunter, a trio of voluptuous female criminals, and a family of mutant cannibals along the way.

  • Director
    • Mark Mackner
  • Writer
    • Mark Mackner
  • Stars
    • Mary Sack
    • Dahlia DeSade
    • J.D. Korejko
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  • IMDb RATING
    4.6/10
    79
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    • Director
      • Mark Mackner
    • Writer
      • Mark Mackner
    • Stars
      • Mary Sack
      • Dahlia DeSade
      • J.D. Korejko
    • 1User review
    • 3Critic reviews
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    Mary Sack
    • Daisy Derkins
    Dahlia DeSade
    • Mia DeSpell
    J.D. Korejko
    • Vex Stupendous
    Gia Z. Taylor
    • Evelyn
    Julie Ann Christine
    Julie Ann Christine
    • Scarlet
    • (as Julie Ann Hamolko)
    Shoshanna Green
    Shoshanna Green
    • Anna Maria
    • (as Shoshanna Hill)
    Doug Layne
    • Sheriff Blaze Thunders
    Rob Dimension
    • Asmodeus Herrod
    Dave Ferrier
    Dave Ferrier
    • Colt
    Lloyd Kaufman
    Lloyd Kaufman
    • Wingate Van Cleef
    Cedric Crouch
    • Heck Catastrophe
    Mark Mackner
    • Mutant Cannibal in Gas Mask
    Eric K. Knoll
    • Mutant Cannibal in Overalls
    Matthias Lowjewski
    • Dieter von Ruffhausen
    Ted Moehring
    • Mutant Cannibal in Camoflouge
    Andrea Bateman
    • Feed Store Manager
    Meagan Rumberger
    • Dancing Girl #1
    Alison DeLune Batten
    • Dancing Girl #2
    • Director
      • Mark Mackner
    • Writer
      • Mark Mackner
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    3paul_haakonsen

    What did I just witness...?

    From the very opening scene, it was painstakingly obvious that this was going to be an ultra low budget movie, and one that was filmed on someone's home camera to sweeten the deal. But wait, it gets even better, during the cast introduction, Lloyd Kaufman shows up, so you know it's going to be a stellar movie. Irony may rear its ugly head here.

    Writer and director Mark Mackner put together a script that actually had some good parts to it. It wasn't a particularly exciting storyline, but I've sat through worse.

    I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, aside from Lloyd Kaufman, yeah I've seen enough low budget Troma movies to be familiar with him. The acting performances in the movie were mostly laughable and wooden. There were a few performances that carried the movie, in all honesty.

    The special effects in the movie were brutally bad. And it was pretty amazing that a six round pistol could be fired eleven times during the bank heist, not to mention the gloriously realistic gun wound effects. Again, irony may be present.

    "Daisy Derkins vs. The Bloodthirsty Beast of Barren Pines!" is a low budget and home-made movie, no doubt about it. But I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movies such as this. I just happen to not be in that particular target audience.

    And while reviewing the movie, I noticed that this 2019 movie was one out of five movies with the Daisy Derkins character. That was just hard to fathom that this has been going on through five movies.

    Points awarded to the movie as it looked and felt like it was made by people with their hearts and intentions in the right place, just lacking aa budget to back them up. And it seemed like the actors and actresses had fun filming this.

    The movie's cover, at least, wasn't as low budget at the actual movie turned out to be.

    My rating of writer and director Mark Mackner's 2019 movie lands on a generous three out of ten stars.

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    • Goofs
      When the dead body of Heck Catastrophe is discovered, you can see the actor's throat moving.
    • Quotes

      Heck Catastrophe: Walking? Fuck that. I didn't get into punk rock so I could walk places. And where's all the pussy I heard so much about?

    • Connections
      Followed by Daisy Derkins and the Dinosaur Apocalypse (2021)

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • March 12, 2019 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
    • Production company
      • Monstros Madre
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    • Budget
      • $2,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 28 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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