- Jesse: Why would he go all the way over to Italy without you? Huh? To what? To-to-to shack up with some woman named Catalina who-who has perfect tear drop breasts and a nice Sicilian bush that smells like lavender. She makes her own pesto sauce...
- Charlie: The most exciting part of the sex that we just had was when my penis chafed by your NuvaRing.
- Lauren Powell: [Mrs. Powell presses a button on the keyboard]
- [Lauren's recorded voice]
- Lauren Powell: Titty fuck me.