- Narrator: Deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a young boy named Christopher Robin came across some most unusual adolescent creatures... crossbreeds, who some would describe as abominations. The creatures introduced themselves as Owl, Rabbit, Eeyore, Piglet and most importantly, Winnie-the-Pooh. With the naivety of youth, Christopher ignored the dangers and befriended them all. He brought them food, and with each passing day together, their bond strengthened and grew. The days turned to years, and with the years came maturity. Eventually, Christopher had to make the hard decision to leave his friends to attend college, to become a doctor, requiring them to fend for themselves once more. Then, winter arrived. The nights were deathly cold, and the land barren and completely devoid of food. One fateful night, on the brink of starvation, Pooh decided that in order to survive, the group must consume one of their dearest friends. And thus, Eeyore was no more. The trauma of this act warped the minds of the group. They became feral and developed a hatred to all things human and in particular, Christopher Robin for abandoning them. A pact was made. They renounced their humanity and returned to their animalistic roots... swearing never to talk again.