- Dimple Chaddha: You guys must have definitely kissed, right?
- Ishika Desai: I'm conning him. He's conning me. Where did this kiss come from?
- Dimple Chaddha: Kiss is a bitch. It creeps up anywhere and everywhere.
- Ricky Bahl: Let's be partners. Same deal. 60% yours and 40% mine. No lies. No cheating. Your brains and my daring. It'll be the world's best partnership.
- Ishika Desai: I was number 31 in your list, right? I don't wanna be 32 too.
- Ishika Desai: Wait, wait, wait. First tell me your real name.
- Ricky Bahl: Bahl. Ricky Bahl.
- Ishika Desai: [laughs] Ricky? What sort of a name is that? I don't wanna get married to some Ricky-Dicky...
- Ricky Bahl: -Hmm? hmm?
- [Pulls her and kisses]
- Ricky Bahl: I've lived my entire life alone. Whenever I felt like making friends I'd rebuke my mind and shut it off. But after meeting you, my heart's just not ready to listen to me anymore.
- Ricky Bahl: We'll be a perfect couple. We won't be able to lie to each other because we'd instantly be nailed.It'll be a 100% true partnership between two liars.