A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure

That, pretty much, is what one of the main characters of this atrocity sounds like, in text form. I can't say this movie is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I even laughed a few times from its sheer stupidity, making it range into the "So bad it's good" category, but it still sucks, which is why I'm giving it a 3 out of 10 instead of, I dunno, a 7. It has all these characters, who are all cars. Now, where in the world did I hear that idea before? It also takes place in the desert. Oh my God! Where could that have been spawned from? It also features a car who learns his lesson at the end. Jesus Christ! I know this came from somewhere! That's right, it's a shameless ripoff of "Cars", which is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is upon a series of crappy animated flicks that are complete ripoffs of other, more superior flicks, and don't even try to hide it. It features the same general character idea, the same settings, the same plot idea. I will eventually review Ratatoing, Kis Vuk, and others of the kind, if I can get a copy of it.

I need bleach my ears burn because of THAT ONE DAMN CARS VOICE I WOULD GREATLY APRECIATE A FLAMETHROWER TO BURN ALL COPIES IN EXISTENCE.

I still am debating what is the worst Cars RIP off. But there are so many of these that I can only go by what I watched. I watched Cargo, Little Cars, and A Car's Life...and I still do not know.

But this thing here...this thing was horrifying to watch, mostly because of the animation. The animation is one of the worst I ever seen. I heard this movie was made by one person, but that does not change the fact that my first frame-by-frame animation project (that took me 3 days to do) looks better than this. The characters are ugly and annoying, there is no story...everything is awful pretty much. And for some reason at the beginning of the movie, the annoying red car was about to flipping sing....saying "I wish...I could be...". You wish you could be what?! This movie can burn in hell.

How did the creators of spark plug entertainment and it's made this kind of trash. I know I love the cars believe but sorry I have to say this but,

Well...

Uhhh.....

I lost 20 trillion brain cells was after watching this I gave the worst movie ever made. It made me one destroy this movie with my own hands. To put it off, I could have set this this movie on fire to never see the light of day, if I ever see that movie again, I will break it, bury it, set it on fire. Even better, I could smash this movie with my own hammer and never see it again including shredding. If you ever seen this movie, destroy it brutally. Do not look at the eyes of this horrid movie. You think this is helpful, I hope you guys understand. In each case delete this movie and smash it aggressively.

I was honestly planning on making a sarcastic review but its not even good enough for that. It physically hurt to sit through this mess of a movie. The animation looks like a 4 year old has found a computer from a dumpster and decided to make a movie. WAS THERE EVEN A PLOT THOUGH. The best part of this movie was when they were beating Speedy and killing her i thoroughly enjoyed that scene. Speedy's voice actor made me suicidal. I hope this company crashes and burns. I regret wasting 40 minutes of my life on this movie.