Jason Statham in Crazy Joe (2013)

Quotes

Crazy Joe

Joey: When I'm sober... When I'm healthy and well... I hurt people. I'm lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.

Joey: You've got a knife? I've got a spoon.

Tracey: So Joey, are you exclusively gay?
Joey: You know, it's interesting. Recently, I've found myself attracted to nuns.

Cristina: How will you get home?
Joey: I'm a gangster, I'll steal a car.

[last lines]
Joey: [in his letter] Now I go back to the street and disappear. I was alive again for one summer. I'm glad I spent it with you. I hope Africa treats you well. All my love, Joseph Smith.

Joey: Sister, I'm Catholic.
Cristina: I'm not your sister. I'm drunk, and I'm up against the wall.

Cristina: You look like a good man.
Joey: So take a picture.
Cristina: Did your daughter ask for photos?
Joey: No, when she's older. This way she'll have something to remind her of me.
Cristina: You won't see her?
Joey: I don't think I'll look like this for much longer.

Joey: You know why she ended up in the river? Because that's what the river's for. To wash away girls when they're finished with them!

Cristina: What exactly happened ?
Joey: You don't remember ?
Cristina: [shakes head showing she does not remember] It's all a blur
Joey: You asked me to kiss you... So I kissed you.
Cristina: You didn't have to kiss me just because I asked.

Cristina: [Christina in taxi on her way to airport destination Africa opening envelope with a letter and Photos from Joey Smith] Dear Christina... I just wanted to say thank you for taking the photographs Considering I smeared the pictures they turned out pretty well. Gave all the best ones to my daughter. So... you are left with the ugly ones... and the scary ones. Sorry

Mr. Choy: You want to work?
Joey: Yeah.
Mr. Choy: You know what kind of work I do...
Joey: They say you want a driver.
Mr. Choy: I got a lot of businesses. They say you're a hard man. It's a hard city.

Cristina: Actually, Joey, I do like photographs. I take photographs... usually of nature.
Joey: Penises are nature, I suppose.
Cristina: Yes, I suppose they are.

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