- Cinema Snob: You can't say Special Forces with that kind of dubbing, because then I'm gonna expect Pierre Kirby and General Carpom to show up! And when they don't, I'm going to be pretty fucking disappointed!
- Cinema Snob: Hmm. Nice to see what Handsome Tom and 8-Bit Mickey were up to during the early nineties.
- Cinema Snob: When you take a look at this doctor, wouldn't you think "voice like a Southern black man"?
- Cinema Snob: Were these dub actors on loan from the Godfrey Howe studios? This doctor is like listening to Chris Rock dub Brent Hume! And the other guy sounds like fucking Clint Howard!
- Cinema Snob: And thank God for this dream sequence, because we finally get to see a "Violent Shit," even though this isn't a fucking Violent Shit movie!