Two down-on-their-luck waitresses become paid guinea pigs in a wacky doctor's time travel experiments in this erotic adult comedy. Traveling back and forth through History has a peculiar sid... Read allTwo down-on-their-luck waitresses become paid guinea pigs in a wacky doctor's time travel experiments in this erotic adult comedy. Traveling back and forth through History has a peculiar side effect - it makes the girls lose control of themselves and become very frisky!Two down-on-their-luck waitresses become paid guinea pigs in a wacky doctor's time travel experiments in this erotic adult comedy. Traveling back and forth through History has a peculiar side effect - it makes the girls lose control of themselves and become very frisky!
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After Lady Chatterley's Daughter by Retromedia, I wasn't expecting too much out of this one. Last year their softcore releases were great, but this year they were off to a bad start. I am, however, a big fan of Kylee Nash, so I thought this one might still have potential. It turned out mostly okay but still not as good as last year's stuff like Bikini Jones and Twilight Vamps.
The first thing that bothered me is that, with the exception of Ms. Nash, every other girl in this is a hardcore girl. I always find that takes away a lot from the films, as you can just as easily see the girls doing full on hardcore penetrative sex all over the internet. Also, I was not a fan of how incredibly tattooed both Joslyn James and Jenna Presley were. I was actually really impressed at how hot Ms. Presley looked until she got naked and all the tats started showing. She still has some great cleavage, though. As for Ms. James, I vastly preferred her with her longer, brown hair and less tattoos than she has now. Sara Sloane, aka Sarah Vandella was extremely cute, though, and newcomer Tasha Reign was very attractive. Ms. Nash was super sexy as usual.
Most of the scenes didn't really stand out to me very much, honestly. I thought the worst one was Ms. Reign with TJ Cummings, but I'm not sure that was really her fault. He seriously spent more time staring at his own biceps during his scene than he did his sex partner, which was ridiculous. He didn't spend quite so much time admiring himself during his scene with Ms. James, but still didn't seem to have very much chemistry, either. Mr. Cummings is actually quite a good actor, but I feel like his sex scenes are always terrible from what I've seen so far.
Normally I think all of Ms. Nash's scenes are awesome, but here I thought her scene with Tony Marino was a little bit boring. Her other scene with him in the Tanya X web series was a lot better. On the other hand, her scene with Nick Manning as the hippie was great. I thought it was the hottest in the movie and one of the best scenes I've seen her do so far.
The storyline was more like the fun, sci-fi campy stuff from Retromedia, which was really nice to see after the boring Lady Chatterley's Daughter. I thought that overall it was still not nearly as good as last year's offerings, but good enough that I'm not counting them out yet. If it wasn't for Kylee Nash's scene with Nick Manning I'd have been pretty disappointed, but I think that one saved the movie.
The first thing that bothered me is that, with the exception of Ms. Nash, every other girl in this is a hardcore girl. I always find that takes away a lot from the films, as you can just as easily see the girls doing full on hardcore penetrative sex all over the internet. Also, I was not a fan of how incredibly tattooed both Joslyn James and Jenna Presley were. I was actually really impressed at how hot Ms. Presley looked until she got naked and all the tats started showing. She still has some great cleavage, though. As for Ms. James, I vastly preferred her with her longer, brown hair and less tattoos than she has now. Sara Sloane, aka Sarah Vandella was extremely cute, though, and newcomer Tasha Reign was very attractive. Ms. Nash was super sexy as usual.
Most of the scenes didn't really stand out to me very much, honestly. I thought the worst one was Ms. Reign with TJ Cummings, but I'm not sure that was really her fault. He seriously spent more time staring at his own biceps during his scene than he did his sex partner, which was ridiculous. He didn't spend quite so much time admiring himself during his scene with Ms. James, but still didn't seem to have very much chemistry, either. Mr. Cummings is actually quite a good actor, but I feel like his sex scenes are always terrible from what I've seen so far.
Normally I think all of Ms. Nash's scenes are awesome, but here I thought her scene with Tony Marino was a little bit boring. Her other scene with him in the Tanya X web series was a lot better. On the other hand, her scene with Nick Manning as the hippie was great. I thought it was the hottest in the movie and one of the best scenes I've seen her do so far.
The storyline was more like the fun, sci-fi campy stuff from Retromedia, which was really nice to see after the boring Lady Chatterley's Daughter. I thought that overall it was still not nearly as good as last year's offerings, but good enough that I'm not counting them out yet. If it wasn't for Kylee Nash's scene with Nick Manning I'd have been pretty disappointed, but I think that one saved the movie.
No one should use a time machine for personal gain ... then again, if a time machine sends you back (or forward) in time while simultanously making you horny ... it's hard to ... well it is hard, but also it is difficult to argue with the gain part - to a large extent ... innuendos aside, this is softcore and I would even go as far as to argue that those jokes I made, as silly as they are had more "quality" to them than most of the jokes you'll find in the actual movie.
But maybe you don't care about that or simple innuendos are enough for your excitement. This was part of my own experiment, watching 3 of those movies in a short period of time. That was no pun now was it? If I could use a time machine and then stay in the past, but also having seen movies ... that would be awesome. Rewind, watch, rewind, watch something else ... but I'm getting ahead of myself ... not to myself mind you! I'm not that agile ... ok sorry, there's not much to say about this other than it's softcore and it does what it say on the cover, but it was also the weakest "story" wise and even acting wise of the three I watched ... and there seem to be millions of these
But maybe you don't care about that or simple innuendos are enough for your excitement. This was part of my own experiment, watching 3 of those movies in a short period of time. That was no pun now was it? If I could use a time machine and then stay in the past, but also having seen movies ... that would be awesome. Rewind, watch, rewind, watch something else ... but I'm getting ahead of myself ... not to myself mind you! I'm not that agile ... ok sorry, there's not much to say about this other than it's softcore and it does what it say on the cover, but it was also the weakest "story" wise and even acting wise of the three I watched ... and there seem to be millions of these
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- ConnectionsEdited into Timewarp Twister (2011)
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