- Amazing Spider-Man: Some guys never learn... And, er, speaking of learning, you should learn how to count. Something tells me you're outnumbered.
- [Spider-Man throws Mysterio to the other versions of himself]
- Amazing Spider-Man: Gentlemen...
- Noir Spider-Man: I really hate this fella.
- [Noir Spider-Man hits Mysterio]
- Ultimate Spider Man: Aw, come on, he's a blast to kick in the face.
- [Ultimate Spider-Man hits Mysterio with a spinning kick to his face]
- 2099 Spider-Man: Pal, you got...
- [Spider-Man 2099 hits Mysterio with an uppercut]
- 2099 Spider-Man: SHOCKED!
- Ultimate Deadpool: Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!
- Ultimate Spider Man: Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.
- Guard: Bravo, Spider-Man is on the underside of your choppa.
- Amazing Spider-Man: That's my time to boogie. Thanks for the ride, guys.
- Amazing Spider-Man: I need your help with something
- Construction worker: It's not dangerous is it?
- Amazing Spider-Man: No... not really.
- Ultimate Deadpool: Oh, I just remembered, I have to... uh... floss.
- Ultimate Spider Man: Ah, don't run away like a sniveling coward just because I was whipping your heinie.
- Ultimate Deadpool: I'm not running away! I'm just going to find a dictionary so I can look up "sniveling"! Sniveling.
- [Deadpool laughs]
- Ultimate Deadpool: Heinie.
- Mysterio: Ahh, the Tablet of Order and Chaos, selling you to the highest bidder on the black market will make me a mint.
- Amazing Spider-Man: Good, you could use a mint. Ugh, I can smell your breath from here.
- Mysterio: [shouts] Spider-Man?
- Amazing Spider-Man: Wait, how would you eat a mint through that fishbowl?
- Amazing Spider-Man: [upon defeating Kraven the first time] Light out, Kraven. The hunt is over! And as the victor, I command you to leave!
- [last lines]
- Madame Web: Thank you spider-man. You should be proud to know your legacy is being upheld across time and space
- Amazing Spider-Man: Yeah those guys were alright but you have to admit...
- Noir Spider-Man: with four different spider-men...
- Ultimate Spider Man: one thing I know for sure...
- 2099 Spider-Man: out of all of them...
- Amazing Spider-Man: [all say in unison] I'M THE BEST!