The Red Ape Family

Literally the first episode is only 8 minutes long but somehow lasts 21 hours. I have never seen such a high budget with such a low effort show. Zero redeeming qualities, in art, plot, voice acting, literally anything.

Nothing can get any lower than this. There is no way to justify NFTs, there is no way you can justify a high asking price, there is no way you can justify low quality animation that somehow has less than any barebones production.

All this is good for is justifying the existence of other low quality shows.

This is as low as bad animation could get, welcome to planet earth ladies and gentlemen.

This is probably the worst thing I have ever seen. The animation is terrible, the voices seem forced, and this looks like a complete waste of money. 1.8 million dollars for this?! I have seen so much better shows that cost much less than whatever this abomination is.

Just incredible. I've never seen a piece of animation so horrific, artless and unfunny. The writing, voice acting and production are so shoddy and rushed that it makes you wonder what the creators were even trying to achieve. NFTs are one of the most inane and worthless things to arise from the fusion of capitalism and the internet, and nothing illustrates that better than this absolute cum stain of a show.

I don't know what to say about this thing. This is absolutely the ugliest piece of animation I've ever seen passed off as a television show. This first episode is all of eight minutes long, and two minutes of that is credits. I can only imagine it took about eight minutes to write this thing as well, as there's a clear misspelling on "detected," and especially because no scene seems to actually connect to any other.

I'm decidedly opposed to NFTs, so maybe I'm not the audience here. But surely even people who are obsessed with owning JPEG receipts, deserve something better than this. This is so impossibly unfunny, so lazily scrapped together, that I truly can't believe that anyone could consider themselves a fan of this. A 1/10 for this show, and a 1/10 for me, for taking more time out of my day to write a small review of the show, than the writers of the show (and there are two of them, somehow) took to actually make it.