Killer Bitch

No acting talent, awful writing and mediocre technical skills

I've filmed better stuff on a smartphone with my three dogs.

The flimsy premise of the film is that you must kill five people or have your family and loved ones murdered. Ten minutes into this film you'll be perfectly willing to murder the entire cast.

Crappy cockney misogynists and sad silicone titted "glamour models" arse about for an hour and a half in an amateur home movie that should/could really have been shot on a camera phone. Not even the dubious pleasure of seeing horrid wrinkly pornographer Ben Dover stabbed to death is enough to make this dire piece of dross worth watching.

If you downloaded this movie illegally you've wasted your time. If you paid to watch it or, worse still, bought the DVD, you should really shoot yourself.

It's THAT bad.

I bought this in a car boot sale for a couple years ago for a quid. I think I wasted my time and my money.

Low budget films can punch well above their weight...with a good script; but even for the standards of the average micro budget, mockney gangster flick this one just stinks. There is literally no story.

Avoid!

If you were to rate this intellectually it would get a very bad review, but If you want to see loads of terribly fake death scenes, loads of boobs and nothing mentally stimulating as the plot is very basic then this goes for good hangover watching.

I like the whole British feel about the film, some good location shooting of wee pubs, industrial parks and London's River Thames, there's a lot of British humour and small one liners which brings the whole film down to earth. Again i'll repeat this film is not to be taken seriously.

There's a good pace to the film that probably kept me going and its refreshingly entertaining to see how poorly a film can be made; at times very stale acting, cheap props, too many things to mention.

Classic film and Yvette is gorgeous in this film as usual but Alex was good for a new actor ..