- Jennie Sue: And you know, we've dropped that little rule against interracial dating!
- Fantasia: How wonderfully progressive of you!
- Fantasia: I am the Lady Fantasia Extravaganza.
- Rose: [Bows] Charmed.
- Fantasia: And this is my protégé and BFF, Miss Salsa Rojah.
- Rose: [Bows] I just love your outfit! Are those Jimmy Choos?
- Fantasia: Good eye!
- Salsa Rojah: You know what Jimmy Choos are?
- Rose: Well I've never seem 'em in real life, but I read all about 'em in Glamour magazine!
- Salsa Rojah: You read Glamour magazine?
- Rose: Oh, from cover to cover!
- Jennie Sue: You know so much about make-up!
- Fantasia: Well, I have a lot to hide.
- Jennie Sue: [Still oblivious to the fact Fantasia is a man] Nonsense! You can't be a day over thirty!
- Fantasia: You're so sweet! Blonde as a bat, but so sweet!
- Edna: You are *all* going to Hell, you know!
- Jennie Sue: Maybe! But at least I'll be there with my friends!
- Mae: Suppose one of your kids turns out to be gay!
- Brian: Mom that's not the point!
- Mae: That's exactly the point. Your son tells you he's gay. What are you going to say to him? You going to tell him to be proud of himself? Go find a place for himself in this world? Or are you going to tell him to go hide in a gated community and marry a woman he doesn't love and pretend he is something he is not?
- Brian: Mom, please. Why can't you just let me do this?
- Mae: Because I love you just the way you are! You stupid jack*ss! And if you think this world won't give you the things that you want... love, kids, a family - then I am gonna have to change the world because I will not have it change you.
- Mae: Suppose one of your kids turns out to be gay!
- Brian: Mom that's not the point!
- Mae: That's exactly the point. Your son tells you he's gay. What are you going to say to him? You going to tell him to be proud of himself? Go find a place for himself in this world? Or are you going to tell him to go hide in a gated community and marry a woman he doesn't love and pretend he is something he is not?
- Brian: Mom, please. Why can't you just let me do this?
- Mae: Because I love you just the way you are! You stupid jack***! And if you think this world won't give you the things that you want... love, kids, a family - then I am gonna have to change the world because I will not have it change you.