Right, well the title of this 2021 horror comedy sounded fun enough, and I figured since Amazon Prime were behind this movie, then it couldn't be all bad. And naturally, with it being a zombie movie, of course I had to watch it. However, I wasn't really harboring much of any expectations to writer and director Ashley Wilson.
Well, "White Girl Apokalypse" is low budget in every sense of those two words. The acting performances were amateurish, the zombie make-up was non-existing unless you could a layer of gray foundation make-up as zombie make-up, not guts or gore, no proper storyline, no props, no entertainment, no nothing.
Nay, "White Girl Apokalypse" was a swing and a miss, even for a low budget movie. I mean, this movie wasn't even one of those low budget movies that are so bad and cheesy that they become fun to watch. Nope. "White Girl Apokalypse" was just downright bad and rubbish.
So a word of advice, from one zombie aficionado to another, stay well clear of this one.
I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list here, and that is usually something I enjoy in a movie. But not in "White Girl Apokalypse", because the performers had nothing, literally nothing, to work with in terms of script, characters, dialogue, story, props, effects, anything.
Sure, I assume that the actors, actresses and staff involved in the making and creation of "White Girl Apokalypse" were having fun. And bless them for that and for their effort. But this movie was just amateurish to the point where it was painful to sit through. And I didn't manage to endure much of this movie before I gave up. It was just rubbish. And believe you me, I have zero intentions of returning to watch more of this atrocity that passes for a movie.
My rating of "White Girl Apokalypse" lands on a one out of ten stars.
