- Wolverine: You smell... wrong.
- Hunter Female: Compared to him?
- [Points at Sabretooth]
- Wolverine: Good point.
- Hunter Female: Why is it that for every one of these places we take down, two more take their place?
- Caretaker: Hydra certainly lives up to their name.
- Hunter Female: I fought an ACTUAL Hydra. That was easier.
- Blade: I'll head to the Sanctum.
- Doctor Strange: You'll need my help of course.
- Hunter Male: Then let us make haste, Doctor Spooky.
- Caretaker: Tony Stark speechless? That's a first.
- Doctor Strange: I've seen it before. And it's never a good sign.
- Doctor Strange: Can't say I like what you've done to the place, or my friend. But already the Sanctum's magic returns to me. Your days of plundering its secrets are OVER!
- Lilith: But that was never the plan.
- Nico Minoru: [about the Avengers] They've taken over our home, and are excluding us in all the major decisions.
- Eddie Brock: We do not fear your magic, little wizard. We have answered the Mother's call. We are Venom to all oppose her. And you... . ARE LUNCH!
- Peter Parker: Good afternoon, Demon Venom! Here's a special request from all of New York, to you. Our slobbiest invader since Thanos
- [Causes major feedback by slamming microphone into speakers]