Quotes

Sexcrimes - Partie à 4

Rachel Thomas: [to Carson] If I ever find out you did more than just kiss her, I'll chop your nuts off.

Brandi Cox: Enough business, and let's focus on pleasure.
Carson Wheetly: I wish we could've gotten more out of George.
Brandi Cox: That little bitch. I just wanted to smack that smile off his face.
Carson Wheetly: He's not a bad guy. He's just got this crazy sense of loyalty to my old man. And me too, I guess.
Rachel Thomas: What are you complaining about? You've got a beautiful fiancee, a smoking-hot girlfriend and a bunch of running-around money.
Brandi Cox: That's evil shit.
Rachel Thomas: Criminal.
Carson Wheetly: Almost as bad as setting someone up for rape.

Rachel Thomas: This better be important enough to ruin my updo.
Brandi Cox: I got a little spooked, okay? A detective came to my house, I started thinking I could go to jail.
Rachel Thomas: Yeah, we're in this together. We could all go to jail.
Brandi Cox: That's bullshit. Okay, you have a house and a brand new Mercedes and I'm stuck living in a shack with leaky pipes and water stains.
[scoffs]
Brandi Cox: You're set for life. If he dies, you inherit everything. You're screwing me. I can feel it.
Rachel Thomas: No, Brandi. That's so not true.
Brandi Cox: I haven't seen you in days.
Rachel Thomas: Brandi, you knew it was gonna be like this.
Brandi Cox: Yeah, but I didn't think it was gonna be this hard. I'm all alone, okay? You're out getting married.
Rachel Thomas: Okay, this is the only way...... that we could get you some money right now. And then, when Carson turns thirty, we hit the jackpot.

George Stuben: [at the funeral] Everything will be all right, Carson.
Carson Wheetly: My mother will kill herself again if she knew she'd be spending eternity with him next to her. Even if it's only his ashes.
George Stuben: Maybe they'd make up in heaven.
Carson Wheetly: Or fight like dogs in hell.

Carson Wheetly: You lock yourself in the bedroom for six hours?
Rachel Thomas: I know. I'm sorry. I was furious at you.
Carson Wheetly: It's not that I don't want to marry you, it's just we're so young. We have plenty of time.
Rachel Thomas: I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was acting crazy. I just can't help it sometimes.

Rachel Thomas: I am glad I did it.
Brandi Cox: You have blood all over your shirt. Here take it off. I'll burn it.
Rachel Thomas: Did you bring Carson's laptop?
Brandi Cox: It's in the duffel bag.
[Rachel goes to gets the laptop and returns and is wearing white latex gloves]
Rachel Thomas: Okay, how does this sound?
[typing]
Rachel Thomas: "I, Carson Wheetly, admit to killing my father, Ted Wheetly."
Brandi Cox: Go on.
Rachel Thomas: [typing] "He was a womanizer, a drunk and a violent man."

Rachel Thomas: [aloof] Have fun with the boys.
Carson Wheetly: Come on, baby. We can play teams. They can be shirts.
[takes off his shirt]
Carson Wheetly: We'll be skins!
[tries to get her to take her blouse off as well:]
Carson Wheetly: Take it off!
[with everybody joining in:]
Carson Wheetly: Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Brandi Cox: [before the speedboat race] We should probably agree on a finish line.
Brandi Cox: I'll know it's over when I drop an anchor.

Brandi Cox: Careful, Carson. Nice butt like that, you'll be very popular with the boys in the yard.

Carson Wheetly: [re racing boat against a rival Shane] It will be over before the sun hits the first layer of SPF.

Rachel Thomas: Brandi, it's a little late now to get cold feet now, don't you think?

Rachel Thomas: I'll give you everything you want.
Brandi Cox: I want you dead. I can't have you blabbing your head off to everyone. It's too bad. You really are a hot piece of ass.

Rachel Thomas: [re house by the swamp] I can't believe we used to hang out here all day.
Brandi Cox: Remember what else we used to do?

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