Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse

What is there not to like? A very serious film about the psychological effect of oil drilling on local sharks, and on the loss of baby sharks on adult sharks. Heartbreaking! Beautiful tale and I cannot wait to see Jurassic Shark 3 when the masterpiece is bestowed upon us. I recommend you watch it at least 3 times to really get the deeper meaning behind it.

Of all the shark movies I have watched, this is certainly the best. Maybe even better than Sharknado 6! You should watch this and live your life based on its teachings. You will never have had a better life. The killing of the shark is arguably much easier for these people than it was for the people from Jurassic shark 1.

Disgustingly horrible. The Worst special effects ever. This literally is the worst movie ever made. A national embarrassment. A disgrace!!!!!! The acting is Atrocious beyond words. Mother of God, it is horrid. Even though they did it as a satire it still is stupendous bad.

The moment I saw the fake shark fin that was supposed to be the actual shark I instantly knew I was in for a disaster, and oh boy I was right, the acting sucks, the cinematography is awful, the effects are laughable, and the story is... just why.

Don't ever watch this movie if you wanna stay sane, you'll regret it your whole life, Mark Polonia should be arrested for creating this abomination.

Bad acting...check Bad continuity of scenery, scene to scene...check Shark CG is rubbish....check 50ft shark, 10 times the size of any shark (swimming in shallow water)....check The shark is a hand puppet in some scenes when killing...check Workplaces using PC's not turned on..check Bad line deliveries...check Some scenes clearly screen filler time go way to long...check And the list goes on.....

Incredibly, the opening aerial panning shot bolstered my expectations that this might get off the ratings floor. But the CG (well a computer must have been involved) doesn't reach the level being achieved on mobile phones these days and the performers appear to have been told to be abysmal. It's a laugh only I'm afraid, and by laugh I mean you'll turn it off unless you're on a cheeseball mission or very drunk. Epically bad. Rated 2 because 1 is reserved for the home video garbage.