Quotes

Torrente 4

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[in a car, during a surveillance operation]
Torrente: This is the worst part of surveillance, kid. The down-time, I mean, what do you do?... Should we try word jumbles? or crosswords?
Julito Rin Rin: What if we jerk off 50-50?
Torrente: You mean each other?
Julito Rin Rin: No, Torrente, to each his own.
Torrente: Monogamy strikes again!

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[first lines]
Periodista boda: The final guests are arriving for what promises to be "The Wedding of the Year". The bride, Melanie Rocamora, daughter and heiress to Roman Rocamora, a virtual dinasty...
[she's abruptly knocked down by a camera operator]

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[last lines]
Jefe de policía: Look who we have here. Thanks, kid, we've hunted for this guy a long time.

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Torrente: [talking to a statue of El Fary] Since you passed on, things aren't the same, Fary. Spain has gone to the dogs. The whole world is on the fritz. Queers can get married now, the Socialists have flushed Spain down the tubes, and in the White House, there's a jungle-bunny, but not a cleaning man, no... he's the president! It's like a joke. What's next, a broad? Yeah, I know we won the World Cup last year, but that doesn't count. Most of the players were barely Spanish. What do you think?

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Torrente: In Colombia and third-world countries from the third world, they'll kill you for a watch, and in some places for a crust of bread. Luckily, we're in Spain, where a person's life has higher value. They said they'd pay 30,000 euros for this job. Fifty million pesetas in old currency!

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Julito Rin Rin: [Rin Rin is pasting word cutouts on a paper] Look Torrente, an anonymous note. I've seen these in the movies.
Torrente: Great, let me sign it.
[he writes his full name on the note]
Torrente: Something's wrong... if we mail it, they'll take forever to answer.

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