Evil Bong 2: King Bong

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4.3/10

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The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.The bizarre side-effects of a weed session with Evil Bong leads a group of pals to South America for a cure, but deadly powerful King Bong is waiting.

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IMDb RATING

4.3/10

1.2K

YOUR RATING

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Rabbit
(as Sonny Davis)

Brett Chukerman

Allistair

Mitch Eakins

Bachman
(as Mitch Eatkins, Mitch Eakins)

Brian Lloyd

Brett

Jacob Witkin

Cyril

Robin Sydney

Luann

Michelle Mais

Eebee
(voice)
(as Michele Mais)

Michael Shepperd

King Bong
(voice)
(as Michael A. Shepard)

Ariel X.

Poontang Tribe
(as Ariel X)

August Knight

Poontang Tribe
(as August)

Emilianna

Poontang Tribe

Kat

Poontang Tribe

Kyle Stone

Poontang Tribe

Tommy Chong

Jimbo Leary
(archive footage)
(uncredited)

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5Platypuschow

Evil Bong 2 King Bong: 2 down, 5 to go

Evil Bong, what a concept. You can only assume someone was smoking some high quality stuff to have thought this would be a good idea, yet somehow someway it became a long running franchise which at time of writing has seven movies.

Well the first was stupid stuff but just about managed to be entertaining, kind of. Here we see the same characters (Almost the same cast) suffering side effects from their encounter with the titular Evil Bong and venture to South America to seek out a cure.

Stoner humour, childishness and that weird Full Moon movies charm that still remains after all these years.

In no universe could I ever say King Bong is a good film, in fact if any of the next 5 movies get over a 5/10 I'll be astounded! However they're dumb fun, and in that almost likeable way unlike the likes of Sharknado *Sigh*.

Evil Bong 2 manages to be a tad better than the first movie, it actually has structure this time and more of a story. I can't believe I'm talking about a movie called Evil Bong and complimenting it on it's story. Then again I've watched a movie about a killer tyre, a giant man eating sperm and Ron Jeremy's penis breaking off and going on a killing spree so I really shouldn't judge it too harshly!

The Good:

Follows on from the first film

Sonny Carl Davis

The Bad:

Recasting

Plot is daft, even by "Evil Bong" standards

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

I'm going to watch seven movies about a Killer Bong and one spin off film where the Killer Bong battles an evil gingerbread man. I may need help.

2hellholehorror

Better than the first, just

On a technical front this is just about serviceable as a film. It looks pretty horrible but you can see what's happening. You can hear the characters but it doesn't sound good by a long shot. The effects are not very special. The writing is pretty terrible. The acting is reciting lines and nothing more. Well some of the acting is taking your top off and nothing more. The locations look silly and barely resemble what they are supposed to be. So technically it's pretty poor. Creatively it's also pretty terrible. It feels like they were trying to be bad on purpose. It is a stoner horror that has no budget and no aspirations. Somehow I managed to watch it all but I think that is because it is so short! I'll give it this credit, it is more entertaining than the first film but still terrible.

4kevin_robbins

I found myself chuckling a lot more in this film than #1. Overall, this is still a bad movie but will give you a few chuckles.

Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009) is available for free off Tubi. The storyline focuses on the characters from the first film experiencing side effects from encountering the bong so they set out to the origins of the bong in the Amazon to see if they can find a remedy for their issues. This movie is directed by Charles Band (Puppet Master) and stars Mitch Eakins (Glory Road), Sonny Carl Davis (Thelma & Louise), John Patrick Jordan (Mad Men), Amy Paffrath (2 Broke Girls) and Robin Sydney (The Gingerbread Man). The script, character portrayals and settings were much more entertaining in this movie than the first picture. I found myself chuckling a lot more in this film than #1. Overall, this is still a bad movie but will give you a few chuckles. I'd score this a 4/10.

3kasegrad

Almost a Cult Hit

This movie starts out surprisingly strong with Larnell being paranoid but in a way that keeps you listening then the other characters show up and it's harder to watch. Everything runs smooth until they introduce the Amazon. They have dialogue in this that totally misses the mark. A moment between larnell and his grandpa arguing could have been funny if the jokes did not center on his grandsons private areas. The. The biggest disappointment of all King Bong himself. This thing says the most homosexual remarks regarding cannabis consumption. The voice of kingbong continues to let you down throughout the movie. Eebee was refreshing. The dialogue drags on sometimes. But if you can stay close to the remote you can fast forward and find it mildly watchable.

3BA_Harrison

Dear God, there's eight of these films (nine if you include crossover film Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong).

After the dreadful first Evil Bong movie, I very much doubted that I would tackle any of the sequels in a hurry, but curiosity got the better of me: I needed to see if there was any way that part 2 could be worse. Having just watched Evil Bong 2: King Bong, I can say that it is marginally more entertaining than the first film. Or maybe I just lowered my expectations a lot.

This one sees stoner pals Bachman (Mitch Eakins), Brett (Brian Lloyd) and Larnell (John Patrick Jordan) suffering from exaggerated side effects of smoking pot from Ebee, the evil bong: Bachman suffers from narcolepsy, Brett has got an extreme case of the munchies, and Larnell has lowered sexual inhibitions (meaning he dry humps everything).

Tracking down the origins of the bong, the guys travel to South America to see if they can figure out a way to cure their conditions, accompanied by nerd Allistair (Brett Chukerman) and delivery guy Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis). In the Amazon, they meet sexy scientist Velicity (Amy Paffrath), who solves their problems with a powerful strain of marijuana. But when Rabbit is abducted by the topless Poontang tribe and becomes trapped inside Ebee's ex, King Bong, Larnell and his friends go to the rescue.

Although slightly more amusing than part one, King Bong is still extremely dumb, and follows practically the same formula, with the guys' rescue attempt leading them to enter the realm of King Bong, where the Poontang tribe try to seduce them and kill them. If you're into the weed culture, and watch this stoned, then you might find it more enjoyable than I did. I rate King Bong 3/10 - and I now get the horrible feeling that I'm going to go against my better judgment and watch the rest.

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Trivia
As of June 2024, Sonny Carl Davis, Robin Sydney and Michelle Mais are the only actors to appear in all 8 Evil Bong movies. 9 if you include Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong (2013).

Goofs
(at around 1h 17 mins) Misspelling: Editor (Vinnie B) is credited as Editir.

Quotes
[during the end credits]
King Bong: Hey, where you going? This motherfucker ain't over yet. No, there's a whole nother story that needs to be told. What, you asking who I am? Bitch, didn't you watch the goddamn movie? I'm King Bong, baby. Aw yeah, now that you figured that shit out... sit your ass down and listen up. Cause I'm gonna tell you a little story. Oh, you thought I was destroyed? Hell motherfuckin' naw, bitch, hehe. That evil ass bitch Eebee, the evil bong... That stank bitch cunt ooze twat vagina juice having whore ain't got shit to do with me. But that's all right. Just don't tell her I said that. Oh I ain't scared of that bitch, naw. Cause I'll fuck her up. She just don't need to know. Because all I'm worried about right now is you and me. Now sit your ass down in that knockoff dress and listen up to what I gotta say.
[inhaling sound is heard]
King Bong: Oh, what's that sound? Oh, you like that sound don't you? That's my heart beating, my heart beats fast for you. Cause I need a lot of blood to get this big ass dick up. That's right. Listen to all that hard beating blood flushing through the veins, that's right. Oh, there it is! Well goddamn, look at the size of your mouth. You look like a goddamn toothbrush commercial ain't you, just put your head all the way goddamn back and I'll fuck the hell outta you. Oh, aha, that's right. Where you puttin' your finger? Don't put your finger there. Wait, wait, no, no, keep it right there, keep it right there, bitch, I said keep it right there. Now wiggle it, just a little bit. That's right, that's it girl, mhm. Aw... Now I know what that boy like. But just the finger, I don't want nothing else up this ass. Your finger, baby. Your cute little manicured fingernail. You know what that came in red and came out... I don't need to say. Lick it. Mhm. Taste like candy, don't it? Aw... yeah! All right now I'm through with you, move over. What's your name? Oh, I like that. Lolly. Well Lolly, I got something I need to pop bitch, come on. Wait a minute hold on, what you doing. Oh, don't go over there, don't go up there! Oh go up there, go up there, go on! Oh, put it all the way in! Bitch you got some talent, I like that. Now pull it out. Mhm! Smell like Oklahoma, don't it? You know what I'm talking about. Oh, look at you. I'm liking the way you rub it against your top lip. Yeah, that's right. Come on, rub it! Yeah! Drives you crazy, don't it? Wait, who's that over there? That's your friend? Oh, I like that. Hear that? That's my heart beating cause ain't nothing better than one and two, or three, or four. Cause when you got 12 bitch, you can take them all on. So get your goddamn friends in here and help me out, little bitch. Yeah. Aw... Tokika! Lock the goddamn door cause we about to have a motherfuckin' party up in this bitch. All right everybody, see that over there? That's Tokika. That's the tittiest swinging bitch I got. Right there. So, everybody take your tops off and swing your titties like Tokika. Oh, bounce them bitches up and down, bounce them up and down, I wanna see areolas all over the goddamn place, make them areolas twirl for a motherfucker, that's right, goddamn. There you go. Mm... What's that smell? Aw shit, that's vagina juice. That's the breakfast of god damn champions, ain't it. Let me take a couple sips of that, and i'll be able to run a marathon all the way up your ass. Ah oh, ah oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait...
[moaning intensifies]
King Bong: Fooled ya, I ain't ready to cum yet bitch. What you think I'm a punk?

Crazy credits
The King Bong speaks over the end credits. When they are over there is an animation of marijuana leaves, followed by a shot of a Jesus statue smoking a joint.