Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his ski... Read allRichard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.
Crystal Parra Acevedo
- Tiffany
- (as Crystal Parra)
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Not sure this even had script. Plot was followed but dialogue seemed to be made up ad lib. Kung fu was childish meant to be funny but was a bit dumb. Female nudity was seemed to be a secondary plot meant to also be funny. Reminded me Rowan and Martin's style comedy from the 70s.
Full disclosure....I am friends with some of the people who were in this movie. I try never to let that cloud by judgment, but hey, we're human! This film is EXACTLY what it's supposed to be....a romp through a landscape of absurd humor, and topless women. I went to the premiere and I laughed so many times through the film that I lost count. The audience was laughing, cheering, clapping, etc. constantly, which is exactly why I would go so see a movie like this.
Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.
Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.
The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.
Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.
Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.
The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.
Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Well it's a bad movie, alot of shots have entire seasons change. Not alot of kung-fu, but alot of pissy fights.
We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.
The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.
His henchmen are as equally daft.
It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.
Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.
Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.
We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.
The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.
His henchmen are as equally daft.
It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.
Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.
Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.
I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.
If you think that a movie titled Kung Fu and Titties isn't gonna be a running joke, then you're missing the point and have bigger problems then not getting what this movie set out to accomplish. Relax, enjoy some boobs, bad acting, stupid jokes, and check your brain at the door.
If you like Troma movies, films that Brandon Tenold would review on YouTube, or still channel your inner 12 year old - you will have fun. It's absurd, takes itself not seriously at all, and the fact that everyone involved can keep a straight face (usually) is a feat unto itself. The randomness will keep you entertained.
If you like Troma movies, films that Brandon Tenold would review on YouTube, or still channel your inner 12 year old - you will have fun. It's absurd, takes itself not seriously at all, and the fact that everyone involved can keep a straight face (usually) is a feat unto itself. The randomness will keep you entertained.
Did you know
- TriviaNo animals were in the screenplay. The animals that appear in the film wouldn't move out of the shot when the location owner called them.
- ConnectionsReferenced in London Calling: Sophia Disgrace (2016)
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- Budget
- $35,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 32 minutes
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- Aspect ratio
- 16:9 HD
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